Colfax McLiverneck
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Captain’s log: having narrowly escaped the Black Hole of Cornshart Nine, we’ve set course for the TP Nebula.
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Captain’s Log: having painfully and messily escaped a Brown Hole in the Cornshart System, we’ve set course for the TP2 Nebula.
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Captain’s log: Having resolved the conflict between the Cornholians and the Turdnong Empire, we’ve set course for the Brownstar Wormhole.
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Captain’s log: it’s what I leave in the bathroom after a delicious meal of replicator meatloaf.
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Captain’s log: since the Enterprise was sucked through the Yomamma Wormhole, sick bay has been overwhelmed with cases of Asscraxian Cooties.
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Captain’s log: we have successfully navigated the Yomamma Nebula Cluster, unscathed but for a mild case of space crabs
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Cash preferred but trash accepted because another man’s treasure and whatnot.
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Cash, four dollars. Keys, one ring. Bend over and cough. Log, one hot.
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Catchphrase pro tip: “Nantucket” rhymes with “suck it” and “fuck it”.
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Catchphrase Pro Tip: Always listen to your catchphrase in Scott’s voice. This requires removing the duct tape, so make sure he doesn’t scream for help
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Catchphrase Pro Tip: before posting, you should hear your catchphrase in Scott’s voice. This requires removing the duct tape and corn cob gag, so make sure he doesn’t scream for help.
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Catchphrase Pro Tip: Scott loves a good play on words, so keep your pun game sharp with a high-quality carbide tungsten pun-game sharpener.
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Catchphrases are a dime a dozen. And this one was worth the whole 8.33333333333333 cents.
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Catchphrases are like assholes—everybody’s got one. Or two, if you’ve had Dr. Cornelius Whimplesnatch’s revolutionary dual-exit weight-loss surgery.
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Catchphrases are like assholes. The sphincter loosens over time.
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Catchphrases are like assholes. You’ve got to learn to love your own before you can love someone else’s.
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Ceiling cat is watching you shuck corn. Shuck it baby. Meeeeooooow...shuck it real good.
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Ceiling cat is watching you skin that cat using a technique that departs from than the traditionally-accepted method of skinning cats.
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Chapter Five: In Which Scottrick And Francois The Hirsute Pugilist Engage In Fisticuffs, Ruining Dame Cornbaum’s Daguerreotype Boudoir Session
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Chapter Four: In Which Madame HoHo Is Accosted By A Bagman in Hollingsfordshireham Street And Deduces That He Is The Long-Feared-Lost Sir Archibald Kornfeld of Tribblebury
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Chapter One: In Which Jasper and Hieronymus Enter an Alley in Booker Street and Encounter Sir Charles Mackerel VonCornbuttons Sorting Rubbish
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Chapter One: In Which The Earl of Mantzouka Stumbles Upon A Baffling Scene In Corninghamfordshire Street And Alerts The Constabulary
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Chapter Six: In Which The Story Ends With An Unexpected Twist And The Movie Rights Are Purchased By Kevin Smith For Six Pounds Tuppence And a Sack of Gilded Corn Cobs
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