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Chapter the 31st: in which the village nunnery is invaded by a coterie of randy furries, resulting in an interesting conundrum for Sister Ivana Whizonabear.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Chapter the 32nd: In which our intrepid protagonist visits Constantinople and is baffled when he finds himself in Istanbul.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Chapter the Eighteenth: In Which Lord Archibald VonPfister Embarks Upon an Exploratory Jaunt into the Titular Cornwolving Forest and Has a Mesmeric Epiphany
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Chapter the Eighth: In Which Timothan the Younger Becomes Discombobulated in a Corn Maze and is Further Hindered by a Surly Five-Legged Stoat
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Chapter the Eleventh: In Which Sir Pod Casterly Arrives From the Future and Bewitches Lady Cumberteats with His Fashion-Forward Cardigans and Rapier-Like Witticisms
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Chapter the Fifteenth: In Which the Haberdashers of Cornhamfordshire-upon-Thames Stridently Protest the Upstart “Hatless Stoat Party” In Pickingbottom Square
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Chapter the Fourteenth: In Which a Hatless Stoat is Elected to Parliament and the Queen is Not Amused
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Chapter the Nineteenth: In Which the Dreadfully Filthy Slasher of Shropshire is Captured in an Immense Vat of Treacle Disguised as a Public Bathing Cistern
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Chapter the Ninth: In Which Scottrick’s Haberdasher is Stricken with Elbow Gout, Resulting in a Completely Hatless Episode. Repeat, Hatless.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Chapter the Seventeenth: In Which a Stealthy Vulpine Visitor Absconds with a Tin of Satsuma Scones and is Pursued by Sir Rutherford’s Fleetest Hound, Corntooth the Bold
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Chapter the Seventh: In Which Our Pilgrim Encounters a Bloviating Milk Camel in Hereford-on-Shartshire and Learns a Valuable Lesson Concerning Personal Hygiene
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Chapter the Sixteenth: In Which Madame Toilette de Fleury Encounters a Black Mamba in Cornminster-upon-Humpley and is Overcome with the Vapours
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Chapter the Tenth: In Which An Hapless Ninny Imbibes Nine Gills of Gutter Gin on Saint Erasmus’ Day and Finds Himself Incarcerated in Buttshanks-Upon-Cocksfordshire
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Chapter the Thirteenth: In Which a Sinister Chap Dons a Perforated Masque and Becomes Stabby in Piccadilly Street
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Chapter the Twelfth: In Which a Discombobulated Wharf Rat Wanders into Cornsqueak Street and is Subsequently Elected Constable of Marleybone
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Chapter the Twentieth: In Which the Vicar of Cornhole-on-Buttsford is Investigated by the Constabulary After Five Straight Weeks of Suspicious Sermons on the Positive Attributes of Sodom
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Chapter the Twenty-Eighth, In Which Batman Didn’t Kill Himself
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Chapter the Twenty-Fifth: In Which Sir Jason of Mantzoukingham Imbibes a Gill of Madeira and Telegrams Lady Aukingford of the Cornshire Aukingfords at Three in the Morn
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Chapter the Twenty-First: In Which an Obtuse Pol Learned in the Liberal Arts Becomes Enamored with Jacques Derrida and Deconstructs Parliament with a Purloined Excavator
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Chapter the Twenty-Fourth: In Which Sir Robert of Lickingcorn is Pursued by the Constable After Absconding from the Village Haberdashery with a Purloined Full-Beaver Bowler
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Chapter the Twenty-Second: In Which Lord Fillian Mongreith of Underhamfordsmold is Stupefied by the Sudden Appearance of a Previously-Undescended Testicle During an Unseemly Tryst with a Plate of Bangers and Mash
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Chapter the Twenty-Seventh: In Which The Mysterious American Known as Flabby Steve Inveigles Lady Murgatroyd Into a Scandalous Rendezvous and Is Stabbed by Her Jealous Husband Lord Fourvel the Fifth
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Chapter the Twenty-Sixth: In Which Wolvington Apothecary is Ransacked by a Horde of Ne’er-Do-Wells, and Lady Millicent Von Cornwall’s Catafalque is Tipped by an Unseen Hand
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Chapter the Twenty-Third: In Which the Soothsayer of Cornlingshire Whoopsies Her Rider-Waites in Bungerfold Street and Has an Aural Vision of the Apocalypse in the Form of a Chortle and Two Bangs
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Chapter Three: In Which Gordon and Kate are Caught in a Salacious Tryst in Cornwall, and Parliament is Amused by Britain’s Only Talking Mime
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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