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Colfax McLiverneck

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    Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair due to the pharmaceutical study he was participating in because he lost his job at the honey-packing f

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    If Harry Connick Jr. was a shifting plate in the earth’s crust, he would be Harry Tectonic, Jr.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Captain's log, supplemental. Having destroyed planet Omega 3, we must find a new source of dietary supplements. Ensign, set course for the GNC Nebula.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Captain’s log, subtextual. Regarding the recent revolt in the Epsilon Sector, give me that sandwich now or I’ll beat your candy ass.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    But soft! What creamed corn on yonder stovetop boils?

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Captain’s log, post-coital. Having narrowly escaped the Yomamma wormhole, sick bay is overwhelmed with reports of subspace cooties.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Captain’s log, subliminal. First Officer Johnson (give your soul to the bananaman) on the holodeck malfunction (all your donuts are mine) regarding di

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    A brace of coneys. A cob of corn. A pile of anchovies. And a yo of mammas. This is going to be a fine meal indeed.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I’m a cowboy. On a steel horse I ride. I’m wanted by the Bakersfield Super Walmart for shoplifting Star Wars LEGOs.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Have you noticed that EVERY SCENE of Hee Haw has corn in it? And boobs? Corn and boobs...mmmmmmmmmm.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and eat my sister’s corn.

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    Seeing as how we’re elbow-deep in the throes of April—and without a doubt we are—today is as good a day as any to end the show forever. Byeeee!

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    It’s been a quiet week in Lake Cornbegone.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Idle hands may be the devil’s playthings, but my right hand is nobody’s toy but mine #blisterinthesun #virginiacinco #getagrip

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    And verily, the Prince of Lies did infiltrate the land of the Mantzouka, and he was called Fourvelzebub, and he did stabbily smite dead the Recently R

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    We intended to pave the road to hell, but you know what they say about the plans of mice and men. Plus, mice tend to die in that kind of heat.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Jiminy Cricket cracked corn and I don’t care if my dreams come true.

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    I am Cornholio Villalobos, and I need TP para mi culo.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Kevin kicked off his Sunday shoes and danced. The man in the corner made him dance. The wind howled outside. The man threw a corn cob on the fire.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    What’s up, Hot Log!

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    Now that the national anthem is over, you can put ALL CAPS BACK ON. YEAH, CLEARLY, THIS IS A VISUAL CATCHPHRASE, SORRY.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I just flew in on United and boy are my arms broken.

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    I knew this guy from Nantucket whose penis was so remarkably large in proportion to his torso length that he could fellate himself.

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    Spoonerize her? I knarely blow her!

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    ‘Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished in one hand and shit in the other and see which one shuffles off first.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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