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Frosty the Snowman was a bitter, hateful soul, with a corncob hemorrhoid, a button-sized melanoma on his nose, and two eyes filled with malicious viru
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Seashells she sells down by the seashore, but choose our own seashells from the seashore itself we must, because overpriced and poorly located her bus
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Well that’s just fantastic, Scott. How are we going to explain this to Alan Thicke’s ghost?
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Well ain’t that the bees knees. How will that poor bee ever walk again, you cruel bastard!
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Knock knock? Who’s there? Interrupting plugs theme. Interrupting plugs theme whOH SAY CAN YOU HEAR/ALL THE PLUGS THAT WE HAVE/TO TELL YOU ABOUT/SO YOU
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It was a dark and smarmy night. The dreaded earwolf loosed its mournful howl in the distance, and we served guacamole to the cat with a spoon even tho
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No, you listen to me, Words With Friends! Bootytastic is too a word!
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Betelgeuse, betelgeuse, betelgeuse. And that’s how you summon a red giant star that, if it were to appear, would touch the orbit of Uranus. Giggity.
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He spotted the giraffe four hundred yards down the trail with his binoculars; how the giraffe got his binoculars he could not ascertain.
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The Neverending Story is a movie from the 1980s, Kyle. Yes, that’s why we haven’t left the theater, Kyle.
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I got this partially masticated apple straight from the horse’s mouth.
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Let sleeping dogs lie, Kyle, and please put that cat back in the bag. It’s going to track dog blood everywhere.
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No, he’s not French, Stewart. Neither is Patrick, Stewart. He’s English. Also, you’re head is shaped like a football.
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You put your left foot in, you pull your left foot out, you lube it up with some creamed corn, that’s what it’s all about.
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Spoiler alert: it was beneath the sundial marked AURUM SUB.
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A left-handed moth, a defective parachute, and an elephant wearing pajamas walk into a bar.
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After an 86-year investigation, we’ve concluded that it was actually right-handed moths that ate the painting.
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Approximately 17% of moths are left-handed. What does this mean for you? You’ll be shocked when you find out!
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Lawd, can I get a witness! Seriously, is there a notary public on this plane? I’m trying to sign over my soul here.
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Mr. Greenjeans ain’t got nothin' on Captain Brownpants.
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