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Posts posted by Colfax McLiverneck
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Imagine no pants, it’s easy if you work from home.
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Support for Deez Nuts is provided by your mom.
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Bang a gong with Long Duc Dong, get it on with King Wayne Kong
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What’s up, thermodynamically agitated canis lupus?Â
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So long as nongs doth hey, or tent we sling, so long lives this, and gives deez nuts to thee.
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I went to the woods because I wished to poop deliberately, and not, when I die, remember that I had shat my pants at the company picnic.
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It’s Doctor E. Science Theater 3000. I didn’t go to school for eight years to be called Mister E. Science Theater 3000.Â
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There’s a place in France where the ladies wear no pants. It’s called La Place de la Femmes Sans Pantalons. Â
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No pants is the new pants.
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For expediency's sake, going forward, we’ll be using the acronym FES for “For Expediency's Sake”. Â
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She might be a little long in the tooth, but she is a Bolivian Long-Toothed Badger after all.
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This show is like a surfboard in Iowa: nobody’s buying it.
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Next week’s catchphrase challenge: write a limerick using the words “Uber”, “Hans Gruber”, and “YouTuber”.
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Shut it down, frown clown.
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Roses are red, corn is yellow, our first guest just farted and boy does it smello
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this catchphrase isn’t going to stick?
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It’s Doctor Eponymous. I didn’t go to school for eight years to be called Mister Eponymous.
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Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, and I, I wondered if two roads diverging meant there were two choices, or four? And that made my head hurt, so I, I chose the road I had already traveled, and went home.
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My bologna has an unfortunate first name, it’s A. D. O. L. F.
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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s psilocybin.
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I’m never gonna pants again.
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Stinky is the turtle head that wears the brown crown.
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I’ll have the cream of toe soup, the gray pudding with warm onion sock, and a side of hair nuts.
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Double, double, toil and trouble; triple, triple, my third nipple.
Non sequitur? I barely and Robin shall restore amends!
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Non sequitur? I barely and Robin shall restore amends!