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    On today’s show, it’s Kangaroo Randy’s Rodeo Clam and his sidekick Koala Rudy, Kangaroo Randy’s Rodeo Clam’s adorable koala-shaped sidekick!

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Sir Slaytang slings tent down by the Slut Shop.

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    Let’s all go to the lobby/Let’s all go to the lobby/Let’s all go to the lobby/And find the sumbitch that keeps splicing scenes from Eyes Wide Shut int

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I’ve got a horse in the race, skin in the game, and my balls are in your court. Can you please have the bailiff drop them off in my office? Yes, in th

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Let’s all go to the lobby/Let’s all go to the lobby/Let’s all go to the lobby/And solve the differential equation on the chalkboard so we can bang Min

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Wreck my balls with cows of golly la la la la la la la la la

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    Pistol shrimp’s gimbal grips made thimble tent’s tremble bits dimple vents on whimple’s gents.

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    To make a long holiday short: Twas the night before whatever and to all a good night.

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    Some think I take corn too seriously. And when He Who Walks Behind the Rows begins his 1,007-year reign, they will pay dearly. WITH THEIR VERY SOULS

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Oh, I get three sides with that? OK, I’ll have the mashed potatoes, the fried okra, and, uhhh, ummmmmmmmm, uh, uhhhhhhhhhh, how about ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I love to sing-a / About the corn-a and the peas-a and the beans-a / About fields of green and a cob for three / I love to eat, I love to eat corn!

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I’m so metal, I’m like Bender’s mom’s only son’s niece’s only uncle.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I can see myself selecting this catchphrase. I can hear myself reading this catchphrase. I can feel you lightly stroking my cheek with this catchphras

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Of all possible catchphrases why in Hades did I choose to read this one?

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Catchphrases are a dime a dozen. And this one was worth the whole 8.33333333333333 cents.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I’m rubber and you’re glue. No, wait—I’ll be glue this time, and you be slingshot and five pounds of dried corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Hi, I’m one-named podcast phenom Squawckerman, and on today’s show we’ve got Latvian corn magnate Pablo Snotrocket!

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Hi, I’m Shut Upperman, corn-caster extraordinaire, and on today’s show, we’ve got an entrepreneur. Again.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    And now it’s time for a little something we like to call “corn”.

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    Please turn to page 17 of The History of Scottish Montenegro and read aloud: “Angus McLiverneck first planted corn in the Dubrovko Valley in 1615…”

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Coming soon—Jason Corn in THE CORN SUPREMAIZECY. It will blow your ears off. JULY 2018.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    A catchphrase without corn is like a day without sunshine without corn.

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    Hey Jimmy you’re so fine you’re so fine you crack my corn Hey Jimmy! (clap clap) Hey Jimmy!

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    I find it auspicious that your corn is delicious; ‘twould be quite propitious were it also nutritious.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    A priest, the letter G, and a corn cob walk into a bar. The bartender says “Is this a joke with corn added to extend a recurring catchphrase theme?”

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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