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Posts posted by Colfax McLiverneck
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Desperate mimes call for desperate feathers. I know this because tickling homeless street performers is my hobby. Â
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Hot log is the new hot dog.
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This show is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma, surrounded by three to five idiots.Â
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If Vulcan were a planet of poop, would Spock have been scatological?
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What plops down stairs / Dark brown and with hairs / Gets eaten by random dogs / What sucks for a snack / And stinks up your crack / Itâs NEW Hot Log!
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Captainâs log: firm, chestnut brown, with flecks of corn and a robustly disgusting aroma. Very goodâyou may return to the bridge, Sir.
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Here at Comedy Bang Bang, we have a Gaping Cornhole policyÂ
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Ainât no party like a lion-man-scorpion party âcause a lion-man-scorpion corn party is Manticory
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When a big pizza pie hits your eye like the moon, thatâs dyslexia
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Iâll have the Five-Hatted Corn, a Block of Low Meat, and the Warm Detroit Salad. And water with a slice of potato.Â
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Incline. Bereft. Nominal. Cornfisher. Endear. Redoubt.
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Well Iâm runninâ down the road tryinâ to loosen my load âcause the creamed corn/cod liver oil preparation just ainât doinâ the job
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A catchphrase without corn is like a day without sunshine without corn
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David Ogden Stiers. A bucket of cornflower crayons. Page 117 of âStranger in a Strange Landâ. Coincidence? I think not.Â
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Throw your beach towels over your screech owls, kidsâit's time for the Corn Coberman Show!
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It was a moist and corny night
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Ainât no corn syrup like high-fructose corn syrup cause high-fructose corn syrup has the most fructose
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Me and Doris Peachman huffinâ nail gloss down at Cornwellâs Notch
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 A dark and odiferous day indeed.Â
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Prevaricate. Moment. Killdeer. Prehensile. Cornea. Beryllium.Â
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Among the things which cannot be denied is thisâif thou thinks corn be undelicious, my ass thou mayest kiss.Â
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You think thatâs bad, try living with prolapsed cornhusk ear
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Roses are red, corn is yellow, spoiler alert: Jay Davidsonâs a fellowÂ
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Harbinger. Cornucopia. Juddering. Occlusion. Manifold. Winsome.
This has been a test of the emergency cod-blast system; had this been a real emergency, you would have been pummelled with actual fish.
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This has been a test of the emergency cod-blast system; had this been a real emergency, you would have been pummelled with actual fish.