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Colfax McLiverneck

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    Suggested user names for new submitters: The Pelican Queef; The Pound and the Furry; Slumcat Thousandaire; The Corn Supremaizecy. You‘re welcome.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Ring around the butthole, a pocket full of corned beef, licorice, peanuts, we all order nachos.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    If auld langed syne and syne never langed back, does that mean he forgot?

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    The Mayans did it, the Aztecs did it—even educated Olmecs did it. Let's do it. Let's grow some corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    In retrospect, the detective’s circumspect inspection of the injected reject henpecked prefect and now I’m just copying words from a rhyme website

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    If Rene Magritte had taken my suggestion, things might have gone very differently for my levitating corn startup.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Jimmy Carter cracked peanuts and LITERALLY NO ONE CARES.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Only the most perceptive of catchphrase readers will understand what this catchphrase really means.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    It’s a classic ACB—Acronym Callout Bit.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, and I will look for you, I will find you, and I will make you pancakes.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Word puzzle of the day: take the 10-letter name of a red giant star that is a homonym of the title of a 1988 Tim Burton movie starring Winona Ryder, d

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    The legendary triumvirate of Beetlejuice, Bloody Mary, and the Diego the Foot Man was shattered in 1977 when Cleveland resident Connie Calderdash only

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    And the winner of the 2018 Tiny Corn Contest is Iowa’s own Gloria Defensterkrumpf and her infinitesimal cob of Cargill Sunborn Yellow Ultrasweet!

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    A long time ago, in a cornfield far, far away, a hoedown went way, way too far with the whole hoe thing.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    If it looks like a duck, you should probably consult two more senses—perhaps hearing and taste—before you conclude that it actually is a duck.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Nonsensical nonshmensical. All catchphrases matter. Now give me all your corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Having caught the tiger by his toe, Moe waited patiently for the surprised vocalization and easy, recurring payday.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Granny McLiverneck’s banana cornbread recipe is classified. Please stop asking.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Please bow your heads while the Reverend Fartswhilepraying delivers his legendary—and hilarious—benediction.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Don’t assume anything. Because “assume” is a word that begins with “ass”, which is what you are.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Verily I say unto you, he that readeth this catchphrase shall be exalted among his peers, and shall be given everlasting guacamole and corn chips—and

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    In the beginning was the Word, and then in 1986 there was Cameo’s Word Up, which was much catchier than just plain Word.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Yo mamma is so ugly, you’ve got to hang a piece of bacon around her neck to get cannibalistic pigs to play with her.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    McCoy smiles wryly as Spock shows a hint of emotion. Spock gives unironic thumbs up as he is lowered into vat of molten steel.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Captain’s log: Doctor McCoy is very close to diagnosing Ensign Shapely’s mysterious condition—but it seems that he can’t see de forest for de trees.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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