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Clifton Cockrell corned a can of Cornish cow; a can of Cornish cow Clifton Cockrell corned. If Clifton Cockrell corned a can of Cornish cow, where’s t
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Ensign Cornwall...replace that I with an S, and the T with an O. Make it so.
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The Captain’s log. Fascinating. Just as I imagined it, but a bit stinkier, and with more corn.
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I’d like to confess something. Let me start by introducing myself. Hello. I’m Curiosity J. Catmurderson.
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A bird in the hand is worth two in Eugene Levy’s eyebrows.
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Ceiling cat is watching you skin that cat using a technique that departs from than the traditionally-accepted method of skinning cats.
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Let’s talk about the elephant in the room and how it got into my pajamas.
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Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read. Hell, I can barely get a flashlight in there, much less a book.
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I’ve gotta tell you, Judy—if your idea of a disguise is just glasses, this bank probably ain’t gonna get robbed today.
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Matty communicated to Hatty her concern about the overly hirsute intact adult male bovine.
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In the beginning was the bird, and the bird was with God, and the bird was the word, and everyone had heard about the bird.
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Please turn to Second Heynongians, Chapter 17, verse 18: “And so it came to pass that after the applause receded, Jason the Beloved did host the show
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Coming soon to an extra-large theater near you—Whalenado: Ghost Blubber in the Sky
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I WILL CUT YOU, you moderately hard-to-open package of double-A batteries.
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There was an old woman who swallowed a fly—perhaps she’ll ANNNND she’s dead.
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These go to Eleven. And let’s get the poor girl a goddamn toaster so she doesn’t have to eat them frozen.
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Emperor Qin Shi Huang’s Terracotta Army ain’t got nothin’ on my Racist Obama Head Chia Pet Battalion.
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You can’t always get what you want. Unless what you want is tacos, and it’s Tuesday.
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They say that good fences make good neighbors. I say yo mamma left the window open.
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Don’t give up your day job—it would be nearly impossible to study sunspots at night. Plus, you’re a terrible jazz trombonist.
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As the most renowned private investigator in medieval Indiana, The Hunchman of Terre Haute relied solely on gut instinct—cause dem guts don’t lie, son
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When the moon hits your eye like a big piece of corn, that's not cool, man.
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