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Topics posted by Colfax McLiverneck
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Don’t close the bar door before the horse walks in.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Don’t close the bar door before the horse walks in.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Don’t close the bar door before the horse walks in.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Don’t give up your day job—it would be nearly impossible to study sunspots at night. Plus, you’re a terrible jazz trombonist.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Don’t piss on my boots and tell me it’s raining because I’ll be able to see you pissing on my boots, unless I’m not wearing them, but still—don’t.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Don’t piss on my boots and tell me it’s raining unless you’re a dog in which case the pissing is excusable because holy shit you’re a talking dog!
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Don’t piss on my boots and tell me it’s raining—but an umbrella would be nice, you disgusting pig.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Don’t piss on my boots OR tell me it’s raining—the former is disgusting and the latter is obvious.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Don’t write for your audience. Write for your audience’s audience. And by that, I mean their cats.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Doritos, light of my life, fire of my loins. Bring thy corny goodness hither, and linger awhile.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Double, double, toil and trouble, yo mamma looks like Bryant Gumbel
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Double, double, toil and trouble; triple, triple, my third nipple.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Double, double, toil and troubles, never hire Big Chunky Bubbles
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Down on the corner, out in the street, killed by a garbage truck trying to send a tweet.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Dr. Vernon D. Ledbetter. A 1998 Ford Fiesta. That tree. Coincidence? I think not.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Drew Carey. The Magna Carta. A skillet of cornbread. Coincidence? I think not.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Drop your cob and wipe your slob, grab your lox and shine your crocs—it’s time for the show, you foxy warlock!
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Drop your lox ‘n cocks and grab your socks ‘n crocs, you foxy warlocks!
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Drowning in a corn silo is not a pleasant way to die. So I suggest that you put the iguana down and forget you ever saw me in that Ikea restroom.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Due to the corn tariffs, rationing begins today with the following guidelines: 1) All the corn is mine. 2) You will get nothing. 3) So fuck off.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Dungarees. Rochester. Umbrella. Coincidence? I think not.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Dwelling in the towering canopy of the jungle, the tiny, delicious Corn Monkey has only one natural predator—the majestic and deadly Corn Monkey Eagle
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Earwolf is a subsidiary of Merde Volante Entertainment Worldwide.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Earwolf Studios. You will never find a more wretched hive of recursive skullduggery.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Easy guys—I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like you. Except once my pants are on, I write fabulous corn-themed catchphrases.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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