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Posts posted by Colfax McLiverneck
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It’s a classic B.D.K.H. situation
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Five pennies forward, two nicklebacks
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Little Miss Muffett sat on a tuffet eating her curds and Batman didn’t kill himself
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You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make Batman kill himself
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Chapter the Twenty-Eighth, In Which Batman Didn’t Kill Himself
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I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I’m all out of Batman didn’t kill himself
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She sells seashells by the Batman didn’t kill himself
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B. N. L. O. B. Y. L., if you know what I mean
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If life gives you limes, put ‘em in the coconut and drink ‘em both up
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Oh give me a home / Where the Cake Boss is on / And Ho Ho and Santa Claus play / Where seldom is slung / An uninteresting plug / And Fourvel is stabby all dayÂ
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Jingle bells, Batman didn’t kill himself
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She sold second-hand seesaws down by Cyrus’s See Saw Shop until the sheriff slapped her with a summons for sidewalk solicitation.Â
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It might be G to BB, but it’s B to BK.Â
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You sell fart-shells by the butt-shore
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Roses are red, corn is yellow, heynong, man! you harshed my mellow
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If turning left is wrong, you’re gonna wanna go right.
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Ohh the weather outside is frightful but Hot Log is so delightful!
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Today’s show is sponsored by Hot Log, the new soft, warm, corn-filled, totally tubular treat!
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Roses are red, corn is yellow, if you liked that finger you’ll love the elbow
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Frosty the Snowman: Magical Old Christmas Soul or Apologist Promethean Commentary? Discuss.Â
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She sold Marcel’s shell by the seashore and now he’s nothing but shoes
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The weather outside is frightful, but your ham sandwiches (or hammiches if I may coin a porkmanteau) are so delightful!
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If it drives like a duck, turns left like a duck, and pulls into the pit-stop like a duck, then it’s probably a NASCAR duck.
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It’s DOCTOR McButtsnack—I didn’t go to school for eight years to be called Mister McButtsnack. Now take off your pants.
This is the way the world ends—not with a bang, but with two bangs
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This is the way the world ends—not with a bang, but with two bangs