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Topics posted by Colfax McLiverneck
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Some say love/it is a river/that drowns a bag of puppies, devours their cold dead bodies, shits them out, and force feeds them to your whore mother
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Taco Wednesday? Why not. I can’t think of any foods that start with “W”.
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You say “titular”, I say “eponymous”—let’s call the whole thing off and go with “nominative”.
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Coming Summer 2017! Shartnado: Revenge of the Girthy Pegger
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Would you rather be reincarnated as a 17-year-old Steven Tyler but only be able to eat food that begins with the letter “W”, or have an orgasm button
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Please join me in observing ninety minutes of complete silence, followed by a little something we call PLUGS!
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, the only podcast to have been ejected from a Blues Traveler concert for aggravated assault with a duck.
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She sold seashells by the seashore until Susie's Seaside Surf & Sundry Shack started selling shinier, sexier seashells at substantial savings.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Anthropomorphized podcast slowly walks across room. Takes shrimp from hor d'oeuvre platter. Dips in cocktail sauce. There’s a knock on the door.
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If life gives you gators, make gatorade. Or run away, because gators might eat you.
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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, bypassing the pepper-pickling industry and initiating a hard market reset, causing interest rates to plu
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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Why the long face?” The horse says, “My goldfish died.”
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Why did the chicken bisect the toroidal polyhedron? To invert the integer matrices of its homeomorphically-equivalent Eilenberg-MacLane space.
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Sad King Billy spent his boyhood impaling bugs on a barbed-wire fence. But karma’s a bitch, Billy. An immortal, razor-thorned, time-travelling bitch.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I don’t care what your state motto is, Missouri—I’m not showing you my wiener.
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He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists that Prince’s ghost keeps rearranging his LEGO minifigure collection.
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Now that her seashell shop is shuttered, she scalps Smash Mouth tickets down by the Stop ‘n Save.
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I’m as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of sadistic, scissors-wielding cat-haters.
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You’re as useless as tits on a boar hog in a world where perpetually-lactating hog boobs grow on trees.
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Can o’ Corn, Can’ o’ Corn, wherefore art thou, Can o’ Corn? Howfore am I to eat you if find you I cannot?
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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In our indefatigable quest to understand exactly how beef is corned, we are happy to welcome Finland’s leading corned beef expert, Bjorn Beefcorner.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Drowning in a corn silo is not a pleasant way to die. So I suggest that you put the iguana down and forget you ever saw me in that Ikea restroom.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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