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Topics posted by Colfax McLiverneck
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I’m going to count to three: one...two...corn GODDAMMIT I meant three.
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A dark night in a city that knows all about mediocre comedy. On the 12th floor of the Earwolf Building, one man is hilariously attempting to tie his s
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You say Berenstain, I say Berenstein–but you’re wrong and I’m right. I don’t care what the internet in your dimension says.
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Is it customary to hold your pee while eating a continental breakfast?
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Yea, though I walk through the valley of cornmeal, I shall fear no weevils.
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There once was a man from Savannah / Whose ear was so long he could suck it / He said with a smirk as he straightened his sweater / ”Engineer Cody, wi
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I put this heavy-duty vacuum in reverse to try and remove all the hot chili I just spilled on this litter of newborn kittens, and it REALLY sucks—hard
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Yo mamma is so ugly, I didn’t have sex with her. Just kidding, I did! BURRNNNNNNN
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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but if you’re wanting to skin me alive, you should probably get a fillet knife and some pliers.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Ring around the corned beef, a pocket full of VHS tapes, cummerbunds, mayonnaise, we all go to the Blues Traveler concert.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Colfax from Nebraska asks: “What the hell kind of name is Aukerman, anyway? Were your ancestors aucker purveyors, or what?”
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The little dead boy that lives under the stairs hovered over my bed eating his own face again last night—THAT'S how I’m doing today.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Captain’s log: since the Enterprise was sucked through the Yomamma Wormhole, sick bay has been overwhelmed with cases of Asscraxian Cooties.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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You can’t teach an old dog new tricks, but you can’t teach a DEAD dog ANY tricks, so please stop teaching that dog how to breathe underwater.
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It's been a long time coming, this river of supercooled creamed corn.
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Those who do not study history are doomed to repeat it. It.
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Little-known historical fact: China’s Tang Dynasty was not overturned by the latent effects of the Huang Chao Rebellion of 884–894 AD—it was slayed by
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Well I’ve seen Buck and I’ve seen Roy / I’ve seen fake fields of corn that I thought would never end / I’ve seen lonely times when I could not find a
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Don’t assume anything. Because “assume” begins with “ass”, which is what you are.
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Good night, moon. Good nighAHHHHOWWWW!!!! What the hell, moon!!! You hit me in the eye like a fuckin’ pizza pie!! What’s your problem, man!
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of motorcycle ramps, I shall fear no Knievel.
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If you take a broken watch back in time, is it still right twice a day?
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I went back in time and murdered my own grandfather, but after he fathered my mother and just because he was an asshole.
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