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Posts posted by Colfax McLiverneck
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Chapter the Twenty-Fifth: In Which Sir Jason of Mantzoukingham Imbibes a Gill of Madeira and Telegrams Lady Aukingford of the Cornshire Aukingfords at Three in the Morn
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Hey mister Nong Man tally up me callbacksâep is done and me wanna do plugs
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This ep is lovely, dark, and cheap / But I have ads and plugs to keep / And âtent to sling before I sleep / And âtent to sling before I sleep
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Yes, we have no bananas. Now get the fuck out of Bananaless Republic before I call security.Â
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I did the mash. It was a creamy smash
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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, thatâs a forced rhyme.Â
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Well Iâm runninâ down the road tryinâ to loosen my load because the stool softeners seem to have just exacerbated the log jam.
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, please disregard this catchphrase and strike it from the record.
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Roses are red, corn is yellow, your baby daddy is Elvis Costello!
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Iâm elastic and youâre adhesive so your malicious invectives rebound off my protective facade and affix themselves to your glue-like exterior.Â
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All the world's a platform, and all the men and women merely content.
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Here at Comedy Fang Fang, we have an Open-Casket Policy.
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Roses are red, corn is yellow, yo mamma looks like the late Saul Bellow
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Zak stars in FernGully. Zach stars in Between Two Ferns. Coincidence? I think so.
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Meta comedy isnât funny. You wanna know whatâs funny? Fonzie on water skis. Thatâs funny.
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Alveolar fricative. Dentolabial sibilant. Pharyngeal diphthong. This has been Sexy Phonetics with your host, Hott Linguistman.
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Roses are red, corn is yellow, spoiler alert Jay Davidsonâs a fellow
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I came here to write a catchphrase about chewing bubblegum and kicking ass, but Iâm all out of words.
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An ear of corn a day keeps He Who Walks Behind the Rows away.
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A catchphrase without corn is like a day without sunshine without corn
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I came here to chew ass and kick bubblegum, so drop your trousers and put your Juicy Fruit on the floor
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Recipient of Corn Digestâs 2019 âHighest Kernel Per Turdâ AwardÂ
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She sold seashells by the seashore until Susannaâs Seaside Sundry Shack and Souvenir Shoppe subverted her scheme by short-selling shinier seashells at substantial savings.
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On todayâs show, itâs Weird Alâs cousin Regular Al, a small businessman from Riverside.
We only have time for one more infuriatingly dismissive gesture on the showâand thatâs a little something we call shrugs.
in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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We only have time for one more infuriatingly dismissive gesture on the showâand thatâs a little something we call shrugs.