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Topics posted by Colfax McLiverneck
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She sells seashells in Iowa, which, being nowhere near the seashore, explains the outrageous prices. You know, transportation costs and whatnot.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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FYI, acorn bread is not good at all, and pinecones cause mouth bleeding. Also, Americaās Squirrel Kitchen is a terrible TV show idea.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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The foot boneās connected to the leg bone / the leg boneās connected to my man bone / my man boneās connected to your mom bone
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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There are two types of people in this world: those that love corn, those that hate corn and are wrong, and those that love corn but canāt do math.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Steve Bannon looks like he fell off the back of a potato cart. āFell off the back of a potato cart driver, more likely,ā said an anonymous aide.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Me and yo mammaāāTwould be a consummation devoutly to be wished, had I not already banged her.
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Jimmy, I swear to God. If you. Crack. One. More. Corn. I. Will. Hurt. You.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Jimmy, I know you think I donāt care, but if cracking corn is that important to you, then you do you, buddy. You do you.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Considering the amount of un-cracked corn at the scene, the murderer couldnāt have been Jimmy.
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A dark night in a midwestern state with a lapsed ethanol subsidy. But one man is still lobbying the Agriculture committeeāSlob Coberman, Corn Advocate
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I think this Mars simulator is brokenāI appear to be tied to a virtual cross in a corn field, and thereās a spooky kid named Malachi yelling at me.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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When the moon hits your eye like a big piece of corn, that's not cool, man.
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My ear-o-corn-a donāt want none unless you got salt and butter, hon
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And lechery and sloth did prevail in the land of Mantzouka, and the Lord was displeased, and he did smite everyone in the land, until not one was left
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Hop in my Chrysler, it's as big as a whale and it's about to set sailāannnnnd, it sank. That was a TERRIBLE idea.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Shall I compare thee to a cob of corn? Thou art less yellow, and not quite as delicious.
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First they came for the dangling participles. Then they came for the terminal prepositions. And then OMG thier totes werent noone lef, whatevs
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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You canāt teach an old dog new tricksābut you canāt teach a dead dog ANY tricks. So please stop teaching that dog how to swallow a sword.
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The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down, of the big lake they call gitchee gitchee gitchee goo peekaboo I see you, tiny human!
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My name is Zouka / I live on the second floor / Iām slayinā all the tang up here / Maybe you can bring me some more
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The only thing necessary for the triumph of weevils is for good corn farmers to do nothing.
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Ring around the burn pile, a pocket full of corned beef, bubble wrap, inverted nipples, we all go to a Toad the Wet Sprocket concert.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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