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Glottalized ejective. Uvular sibilant. Alveolar bilabial. This has been Filthy Phonetics, with your host, Ogod Dontstoperman.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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God grant me the serenity to change my underoos daily, the courage to try new hot sauce even if it’s called Facemelter Bigelow’s Five-Alarm Pain Dip,
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Golly I sure am cornfounded by all this corn I found.
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Good day, shopkeep! I’ll take a dash of haber, a ream of butts, and all the corn you’ve got.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Good night, moon. Good nighAHHHHOWWWW!!!! What the hell, moon!!! You hit me in the eye like a fuckin’ pizza pie!! What’s your problem, man!
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Granny McLiverneck’s banana cornbread recipe is classified. Please stop asking.
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Gratuitous use of the word "corn" in a sentence in which it has no business being.
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Green grass, you say? And pretty girls? Sure, I wanna go.
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Green grass, you say? And pretty girls? Sure, I wanna go. But can you take me down? My car’s in the shop.
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Greenland's ice is melting. Thank the goddamn Lord, cause now we can plant that fucker with corn.
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Grumpy the Oldman, had a gouty big left toe, with a corn cob pipe and a hairy nose and a nasty habit of pooping in his neighbors’ yards.
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Grumpy the Oldman, had a gouty big left toe, with a corn cob pipe and a veiny nose and a nasty habit of pooping in his neighbors’ yards at 4 a.m.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Had she previously planned to have been selling seashells by the seashore in the future, will she have had sold seashells by the seashore in the past?
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Harbinger. Cornucopia. Juddering. Occlusion. Manifold. Winsome.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Hark the humble lizard wrecks, glory to this very small rock.
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Hark, Stout Yeoman of Hey Nong, what dost thou seek at the House of Hot Dog?
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Have I ever asked myself why I need a new catchphrase so badly? I mean, what volume of farcical meta-nonsense will actually satiate me?
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Have you been injured in a hot log accident? Go to scorchedrim.com to see if you are eligible for a cash settlement.
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Have you ever noticed that the last two reindeer are named after a cannabilistic family and a nazi infantry maneuver?
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Have you noticed that EVERY SCENE of Hee Haw has corn in it? And boobs? Corn and boobs...mmmmmmmmmm.
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Having caught the tiger by his toe, Moe waited patiently for the surprised vocalization and easy, recurring payday.
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Having listed Corn as an area of expertise on his resume, Jimmy would have been a shoe-in for the position—had he not tested positive for crack.
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