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Posts posted by Colfax McLiverneck
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Next on One Thing Considered, we talk to another small business person.
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You’ve got mail, but you might look into a quality set of plate armor, because that owlbear is coming in hot with a +12 melee attack bonusÂ
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Bifurcate. Convex. Impinge. Corn. Tremolo. Heuristic. Fungible.
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On today’s show, the author of “My Malodorous Mammoth”, Josephus Cornbaum the Writing Hobo and his smelly, furry—and tellingly immobile—elephant, Elvin.
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Villany. Fuselage. Xylophone. Corn. Ameliorate. Juddering. Imprimatur.
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You, me, a tureen of pureed corn, and a shaved sloth named Wilhelmena. Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished.
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Heynong her? I barely know her, man.
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Nugatory. Poblano. Trenchant. Corn. Vernacular. Cudgel. Simulacrum.
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Non sequitur? I barely cornbread.
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More like bed, bath, and your mom.
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Occlusion. Bifurcate. Specious. Corn. Winsome. Masticate. Impelled.
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Tragedy plus time equals comedy plus bang plus bang.
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More like Between Two Ficuses. Or is it Fici?
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An itsy bitsy spider crawled up the water spout, out my shower head, and bit me on the face, causing a disfiguring necrosis which led to my nickname, “Vernon the Squash-Headed Freakshow Boy”.Â
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Hop in my Chrysler, it’s as big as a whale, and it may smell bad, kid, but it’ll keep you warm until I get the shelter up.
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James fractured maize, and I cared not.
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Hop in my Chrysler, it’s as big as a whale. Specifically, a Pygmy Right Whale, so actually just hop back on out—there’s only room for me. ByeeeÂ
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Grumpy the Oldman, had a gouty big left toe, with a corn cob pipe and a hairy nose and a nasty habit of pooping in his neighbors’ yards.
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I opened the door, there was poop on the floor—somebody didn’t walk the dinosaur!
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Chapter the Twenty-Fourth: In Which Sir Robert of Lickingcorn is Pursued by the Constable After Absconding from the Village Haberdashery with a Purloined Full-Beaver Bowler
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I got a problem locating my cattle in the dark, and the only prescription is more cowbells.Â
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When life gives you bubblegum, kick some ass.
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Your mom sells dumbshells by the stupidshore.
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Franky, my man, I don’t nong a hey.
And now a reading from Second Heynongians 7,18: “And behold, the Angel of Perishment did descend upon the Holy Earwolf Table, and a host of callbacks did follow with him, and there was a rending of copy and a gnashing of apples throughout the land.”
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And now a reading from Second Heynongians 7,18: “And behold, the Angel of Perishment did descend upon the Holy Earwolf Table, and a host of callbacks did follow with him, and there was a rending of copy and a gnashing of apples throughout the land.”