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    I went to the woods because I wished to poop by a tree deliberately, and not, when I die, remember that I shat my pants at the company picnic.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    A catchphrase without corn is like a day without sunshine.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Hey! Can you please nong that somewhere else, man?

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Though I appreciate this gift of dried corn cobs on a string and a tub of Crisco, as I’ve said many times before, IT’S NOT THAT KIND OF SHOW

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    When I was a child, I spake as a child, and I was like “waaa waa baa daaa googie googie blub gah”; but when I became a man, I spoke as a man, and I wa

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Well it’s one for the money, two for the show, three for kissing, and four for pretending to care about your fucking cat, Janet.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    The Kimmy Schmidt writers are sending me encoded messages again: “I don’t know what’s hotter, you or that pan of hot corn.”

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I think so, Brain, but if the Pope didn't have wings, wouldn’t he bump his ass a’ hoppin’?

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    Larry Bird her? I Airly Jordan her!

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    I think so Brain, but if we beef the corn, how will we make reubens?

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    These pants are made for shuckin’ / And that’s just what they’ll do / One of these days these pants are gonna shuck all over you

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I thought of “Felonius Monk” but can’t come up with a good a catchphrase for it. It has potential though, right?

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    On today’s show, international corn magnate Bjorn Cjornsen, and an entrepreneur!

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Slow down there, Mr. Backwards Walkingman—you’re getting way behind of yourself.

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    I'll never forget this very special ep—or my name isn't whatever my name is.

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    In Soviet Russia, nong heys you.

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    I just rolled in from the prairie and boy is my weed tumbled.

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    I shit my sheets, my sheets I shit, upon my shitted sheets I sleep.

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    Senator Levi Tate of Delaware, you have the floor. The floor, sir. Please stay on the floor. Shall I have the velcro boots brought in?

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    How many socks would a musk ox hock if a musk ox could hock socks?

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    I’ve told you once and I’m not going to tell you again that I’ve already told you once once.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Once upon a time there were four little rabbits, and their names were Flopsy, Mopsy, Cottontail, and the Bartholomew the Sneaky Corn Thief.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    If you love corn and you know it shake your ears / If you love corn and you know it shake your ears / If you love corn and you know it then your turds

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    First I was afraid I was petrified, then I realized I was just ossified and stuck in a dead-end gig as a David S. Pumpkins backup dancer.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Well my name is Corny Cornhole and I’m here to say / Yo mamma likes my Corn Cob in special way

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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