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Topics posted by Colfax McLiverneck
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Having permanently replaced Scott as CBB host, Jason puts his feet up on the table and pops the top on a cold can of Hot Log.
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Having trouble eating that tiny plastic corn coated in cheap yellow craft paint? Welcome to Marwen, bro.
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He puts his hat upon a hat and still insists yo mamma’s fat
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He spotted the giraffe four hundred yards down the trail with his binoculars; how the giraffe got his binoculars he could not ascertain.
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He thrusts his fists against the post and still insists that cat tastes just like chicken, maybe a little tougher with kind of a metallic bitterness.
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He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists that Prince’s ghost keeps rearranging his LEGO minifigure collection.
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He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists that proper copper coffee pots and rubber baby buggy bumpers are great gifts for ghosts.
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He vends discarded mollusk carapaces over near the burning landfill.
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He was a baseball player’s baseball player. And he played playing baseball better than anyone who had ever play played the game had baseball played it
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He who smelt it may have dealt it, but he who felt it filled his underoos with a juicy sluice of loose poop.
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He who smelt it may have dealt it, but he who scooped it likely pooped it.
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He'll be coming round the hundo when he comes—and he'll be coming in six white unicorns when he does.
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Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and eat my sister’s corn.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Hello creamed corn my old friend / I’ve come to slurp you up again / With my mustache wetly steaming / And my colon slowly creaking / And my tongue /
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Hello darkness my old friend, remember the belt sander I loaned you in 2010?
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Hello, 911? I drank weed killer. Also, I’m a dandelion. No, a big fancy African cat.
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Hello, kids! It’s time for Can o’ Corn Man, Episode 1: Revenge of Knobby the Giant Asparagus Shaft!
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Hello, my name is Jimmy, and I’m a corncrackoholic.
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Henson, who asked Fozzie: “Can muppets get rickets?” Never got a dinner!
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Her hair was as yellow as corn. Her eyes were as firm as grapes. Her skin was as creamy as mashed potatoes. I was in love—and I was hungry.
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Here at Comedy Bang Bang, we focus on the Five Ws of podcasting: Whodat? Whynong, man? Why should I allow it? Whaaaa? and Thefuckyousay?
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Here at Comedy Bang Bang, we have a “shut the fuck door” policy.
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Here at Comedy Bang Bang, we have a Gaping Cornhole policyÂ
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Here at Comedy Bang Bang, we have an “Open Hole” policy. Yes, it is that kind of show.
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Here at Comedy Bang Bang, we have an LMNOpen-door policy.
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