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Colfax McLiverneck

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    Here at Comedy Bang Bang, we have an LMNOpen-door policy.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Here at Comedy Bang Bang, we have an Open-Scary-Closet-Door Policy.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Here at Comedy Fang Fang, we have an Open-Casket Policy.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Here's what we know so far. Jimmy cracked corn, and no one cares. More news as events develop.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Here’s a little ditty ‘bout Jack and Diane—two American kids who inherited the family corn farm, sold it to Monsanto, and moved to Belize.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Here’s the church, here’s the steeple, open it up and Batman didn’t kill himself

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Here’s the church, here’s the steeple, open it up and WAIT A MINUTE THOSE ARE FINGERS

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Here’s what we know so far, officer: he brushed away the blue-tailed fly, then he cracked corn. Oh, and I don’t care.

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    Hey diddle diddle, buckle that trench coat and put your hands behind your back

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    Hey diddle diddle, you can’t do that in the park

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    Hey is for horse. Nong is for man.

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    Hey is for horse. Nong is for man.

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    Hey is for horses, nongman

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    Hey Jimmy you’re so fine you’re so fine you crack my corn Hey Jimmy! (clap clap) Hey Jimmy!

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Hey Jimmy you’re so fine, you’re so fine you crack my corn Hey Jimmy! (clap clap) Hey Jimmy!

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Hey man—what’s nong?

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    Hey mister Nong Man tally up me callbacks—ep is done and me wanna do plugs

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    Hey Mr. Nongman, tickle me banana! Podcast end and me wanna do plugs.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Hey nong, you’re a pod star, get your pants off, let’s play

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Hey—excuse me, Mr. Nongman—can you scratch my back? Right there. No, a little higher. To the left. No, your left. Down a bit OH GAHD YESSSSS

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Hey, girl!! I totally ran into Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra when I went to pick up some creamed corn and Jalad wasn’t even wearing her wedding ring!! I know, right??

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Hey, hey, heyyy, what you want, but don’t nong mans with my affection

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    Hey, hey, heyyy, what you want, but don’t nong mans with my affection

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Hey, Jude...can you pass the butter, the salt, and those kitschy little knobby yellow plastic corn holders?

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Hey, Q-anong man: Ronnie says “Be cool”

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