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Posts posted by Colfax McLiverneck
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From Second Heynongians, chapter 11, verse 10: "Verily sayest I unto thee, casteth out the ear from thine own eye and then shalt thou see clearly to remove the kernel from thy brotherās eye.ā
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This ep is lovely, dark, and cheap / And I have ads and plugs to keep / And ātent to sling before I sleep / And ātent to sling before I sleep
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More like Cornsquatch
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Let us give thanks for this corn, and for that one episode of X-Files with the cockroaches, because it was AWESOME
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Well dress me up and call me Sally and spank me with an ear of corn until I call you Daddy
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If life gives you salmon, make salmonade!
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If you stare long enough into The Abyss, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio will stare back at you.
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We choose to go to the moon not because it is easy, but because that sonofabitch hit me in the eye like a pizza pie and I want payback!Ā
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Jimmy snapped, cracked, and popped corn and Kellogg filed a lawsuit.Ā
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Iām warning you counselāone more outburst like that and Iāll ask you to furnish your own odor-neutralizing aerosol spray.
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I got this partially-masticated ear of corn straight from the horseās mouth.
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I went to the Pomona Free-Range Louse Farm andĀ T-Shirt Outlet and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.Ā
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You could even make a savory corn patty with some tofu and quinoa and stick it in the middle, maybe with some deli meat and a nice fresh slice of tomato.
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You could adhere the corn to the bread with mayonnaise.Ā
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Cornwiches are the new avocado toast.
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Iām eating a corn sandwich right now.
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Visit thecornwichadvocate.com today to join the movement!
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You put the corn on the wonder bread and eat it all up I said DOCTOR
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If this bit be bout a bee that bit me, then a me-bit bee bite bit it be.
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āOh, so now this jackass is doing a bit on corn sandwiches,ā youāre thinking. Perhaps. But that doesnāt negate their deliciousness. So if it be a bit, a bit it be.Ā
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A Gallup poll of me showed that 100% of respondents think corn sandwiches āMust be made available immediately.ā
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Maybe it could be called a cornwich.
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Itās like thereās some unwritten rule that says āNo corn on sandwiches.ā
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I mean, have you EVER seen corn on a sandwich?
The thing is, āinterestingā means many things to many people. Comedy, for instance, is decidedly uninteresting to me. Corn is where itās at.Ā
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The thing is, āinterestingā means many things to many people. Comedy, for instance, is decidedly uninteresting to me. Corn is where itās at.Ā