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Topics posted by Colfax McLiverneck
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“Ohhh myyy” said George Takei as he swallowed a fly—perhaps he’ll die. Too soon?
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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The rules of cornhole did not change between the last game and this one, southern Mark Wahlberg-impersonator Dirk Y’allberg.
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Thanks, guys! My corn-themed surprise party was quite the success—especially the part where I punched Santa in the beard and killed Ho Ho.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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B-U-N-G-H-O-L-E and Bunghole was his name-hole
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I've had enough of this shit! Can I get my check, and a shit-bag to go?
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On today’s Comedy Twang Twang, it’s super-nervous country music legend Conway Twitchy!
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Wompless for far too long, ring-coveter and considerer-in-totality Robert Smeagol cowers in the corner of his moist cave, softly humming his jamz
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Cash preferred but trash accepted because another man’s treasure and whatnot.
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Un-womped jamz are almost as tragic as corn-less catchphrases.
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Ira Glass can kiss my ass—he sold me third-class cornflax grass.
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Womp Rat and Womp it Up. Rey and Marina del Rey. Listler and Jar Jar. Coincidence? I think not.
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It was Paul F Tumnus in my closet #backinslowly
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I’m trying to pick a band name, and I’ve narrowed it down to: “Great Balls of Corn”, “Shut Up and Eat Your Fucking Corn”, or “Corn and the Cobermans”
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Old Man Cornshanks goin’ to town / Ridin’ a llama, draggin’ an owl / Owl makes screech, llama jumps / Old Man Cornshanks takes an unexpected dump
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Your ass. A hole in the ground. Is there really a difference? Discuss.
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Kangaroo Randy the Rodeo Clam. Kangaroo Randy who? The Rodeo Clam. Pay attention. And open the damn door.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Scott, I double dog dare you to eat corn on the cob on air. Come on, do it. That’s right. Oh man, that’s it. Chomp it, Auckie boy, yesss.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Today’s show is sponsored by Shit Tickets home delivery, an exclusive drone service of Flying Asswipe Inc., a subsidiary of Merde Volante Worldwide.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears. But first, take two Q-Tips each and pass the box.
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This catchphrase is a play on a play on words, and includes the word “corn” because apparently that’s expected of me.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I think so Brain, but if it were the Adults of the Corn, wouldn’t there be far fewer bad sequels?
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We don’t swim in your toilet, so please don’t pee in our pool. What’s that, honey? Oh, right. Soooooo I guess you can pee in our pool after all.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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