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By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Hop in my Chrysler, it's as big as a whale and it's about to set sail—annnd it sank. That was a TERRIBLE idea.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Hop in my Chrysler, it's as big as a whale and it's about to set sail—annnnnd, it sank. That was a TERRIBLE idea.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Hop in my Chrysler, it’s as big as a whale, and it may smell bad, kid, but it’ll keep you warm until I get the shelter up.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Hop in my Chrysler, it’s as big as a whale. Specifically, a Pygmy Right Whale, so actually just hop back on out—there’s only room for me. Byeee
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Hot buttered corn? Check. Earwolf in my earholes? Check. Rotary self-inking green rubber "check" stamp? Check.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Hot corn cold corn dry corn wet corn fat corn thin corn ground corn sky corn hammer corn nail corn mamma corn daddy corn. Jimmy don’t care. He big star. He crack ‘em all.
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Hot log, summer in my undies, back of my front gettin’ dank and grumpy
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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How ‘bout don’t piss on my leg OR tell me it’s raining. The former is disgusting and the latter is self-evident.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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How can you be so obtuse? This appendicitis is acute! And you call yourself a doctor? Would you like a carrot?
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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How dare you impugn my family name, Mr. Auckerman! The McLivernecks came over from Scottish Montenegro on the Cornflower in 1621!!
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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How many socks would a musk ox hock if a musk ox could hock socks?
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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How much brunch would a mustachioed muchacho munch if a mustachioed muchacho could munch brunch?
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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How much Charles would a Woodrow Charles Charles if a Woodrow Charles would Charles Woodrow?
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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How much chuck would a beef cow eat if a beef cow was a cannibal?
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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How much cyclohexylisocyanate would a tardigrade fabricate if a tardigrade could fabricate cyclohexylisocyanate?
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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How much did the pirate pay for corn? A buck an ear!
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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How much isocyanate would a tardigrade fabricate if a tardigrade could fabricate isocyanate?
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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How much lemonade would a tardigrade fabricate if a tardigrade could fabricate lemonade?
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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How much mulch would a mustachioed muchacho mulch if a mustachioed muchacho could mulch mulch?
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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How much Norris would Chuck Norris Chuck if Chuck Norris could Chuck Norris?
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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