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Colfax McLiverneck

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    How much wool would Chuck Woolery chuck if Chuck Wollery could chuck wool?

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Howdy doody, poopy snoopy—did you roll in stinky dukey?

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Humans residing in silica domiciles should avoid tossing weighty objects.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, which was his first mistake

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    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, which was his first mistake.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Humpy the Horndog, had a really swole-up sack, with a crusty head and a stinky hole and a predilection for corn-holing gilfy cigar-smoking reindeer.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I almost joined Occam’s Shave Club, but it seemed to simple to be true.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I am Colfax McLiverneck, Transgender Corn Lord of the 93 Counties of Nebraska, Master of the 12th Annual Shucking Games, Regurgitator of Non-Corn-Flav

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I am Cornholio Villalobos, and I need TP para mi culo.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I am only podcaster to hold an Honorary Doctorate in Scatology from The University of Shartford-on-Poopshire. 

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I am the lemon merchant.

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    I am the Michael Jordan of being nothing like Michael Jordan.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I am the one who walks behind the rows. Can you hand me a roll of toilet paper?

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    I am the third mustard toe.

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    I bet my bottom dollar AND lost my blues in Chicago. But the corn dogs were deeeee-lish!

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I came all the way here to chew bubblegum—and now you tell me that there’s no bubblegum? This makes me VERY angry. So angry, in fact, that I think I’ll kick some ass!

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I came here to chew ass and kick bubblegum, so drop your pants and put your Juicy Fruit on the floor!

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I came here to chew ass and kick bubblegum, so drop your trousers and put your Juicy Fruit on the floor

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I came here to chew bubble gum and eat corn. Not at the same time, of course. That's gross.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I came here to chew bubble gum or not chew bubble gum, and I might be out of bubble gum, so whatever.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I came here to chew bubblegum and get kicked by ass, which is why I’m here at this farm standing behind a donkey smacking as loudly as I can.  

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I’m all out of Batman didn’t kill himself

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I came here to chew bubblegum and replace “What’s up, Hot Dog?” with this catchphrase—and I’m all out of bubblegum.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I came here to chew bubblegum and smoke grass, and then literally eat the entire pack of bubblegum because it’s the only food in the house.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I came here to chew bubblegum or not chew bubblegum, so whatever

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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