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Posts posted by Colfax McLiverneck
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Chapter the Eighteenth: In Which Lord Archibald VonPfister Embarks Upon an Exploratory Jaunt into the Titular Cornwolving Forest and Has a Mesmeric Epiphany
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Hey, hey, heyyy, what you want, but don’t nong mans with my affection
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Corn is the new beans.
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A horse walks into a barn. The barntender says “Hay?” The horse says, “Nong, man.”
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What’s wrong—hot log?
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Hey is for horse. Nong is for man.
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Make hey while the nong mans.
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In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is having a hell of a time finding a donor.
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Chapter the Seventeenth: In Which a Stealthy Vulpine Visitor Absconds with a Tin of Satsuma Scones and is Pursued by Sir Rutherford’s Fleetest Hound, Corntooth the Bold
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Chapter the Sixteenth: In Which Madame Toilette de Fleury Encounters a Black Mamba in Cornminster-upon-Humpley and is Overcome with the Vapours
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If you don’t love me at my wurst, you don’t deserve me at my brat.Â
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Sky blisters notwithstanding, a bucket of honey crumbles at the mention of knee replacement —and the scarier the better, because we exclusively grow maroon corn now
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If you can’t stand the human sacrifice, get out of the corn field.
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Aztecs did it, Olmecs did it—even educated Zapotecs did it—let’s do it, let’s grow some corn!
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Paper toast pop can, economic bubble wrap, corn for brunch, kudzu humble mumble, annnd that’s a wrap. Utah doesn’t count
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Captain Fartbreath McLiverneck was the name of my beloved grandfather, you disrespectful monster.
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Frosty the Hastily-Erected Snowman / Was a fundamentally unstable soul / With an insufficient load-bearing base / And a dangerously tilted shear angle / And two unbalanced eyes made out of coal
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May the farts be with you.Â
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I came here to eat corn and chew bubblegum and write catchphrases, but I’m all out of corn and bubble gum.
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Drew Carey. The Magna Carta. A skillet of cornbread. Coincidence? I think not.Â
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Make hay while the sun shines—and by “hay” I mean “burlap speedos” and by “while the sun shines” I mean “while the sun shines” because manufacturing burlap speedos after dark in Temecula is illegal.
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On today’s show, Alejandro Alvarado, Abogado de Avocado—and an exciting new segment, “Stomp That Hat!”
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Profoundly corny. Bravo, sir.
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What rough beast slouches toward your ass to be thrown up it?
Hey man—what’s nong?
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Hey man—what’s nong?