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Topics posted by Colfax McLiverneck
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This is harder than nailing jello to a tree, and I would know, because I just took candy from that nine-foot, 400-lb. baby with the sawed-off shotgun.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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On todayās show, not even one single solitary mention of the word corn, and an entrepreneur.
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Rubber baby buggy bumper blubber gravy grumpy dumper lumpy greasy humble slumper vulgar sleazy rubble humper
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Why did Dr. McCoy misdiagnose the woodland blight on planet Fryxion 6? He couldnāt see De Forest for De Trees.
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I Got a Feelinā...That Tonightās Gonna be a Good example of why we donāt play Black Eyed Pea songs at Nyctophobia Conventions
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When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a snail.
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Well hereās a little story ābout a man named Scott / The poor podcast host barely had a lucid thought / Then one day while he was readinā forum posts
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Pro tip: write catchphrases while listening to Pistol Shrimps Radio because Mark says shit like āWe got a real cornburner here, folks!ā
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Popeyeās life was rife with strife ācause his lithe wife used a scythe as a knife to slice his corn cob pipe in thrice
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Good day, shopkeep! Iāll take a dash of haber, a ream of butts, and all the corn youāve got.
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Teach a man to squish, and and heāll make moist sounds of wet chewing until Scott gets uncomfortable and creeps out of the room.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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You say pee-can, she says pee-kahn, I say pee-corn.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Hi, Iām Knob Slobbernam, and Iāve got my red shirt AND my brown pants, so letās do this!
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Iāve got a fever associated with noise-induced hearing lossāand the only prescription is less cowbell.
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Iām literally balls deep in this McDonalds play pen.
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Donāt write for your audience. Write for your audienceās audience. And by that, I mean their cats.
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Maize-flavoured Capri Sun? āTis a corn-summation devoutly to be wished.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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You canāt always get what you wantāunless what you want is hot brain diarrhea from a group of unhinged randos, in which case youāre in the right place
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A TED talk about teddy bears by a guy named Ted? Well whaddya know. Now Iāve seen it all! Would you pass the corn, please?
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I went to Milton Louseās Mildly Disappointing T-Shirt Shop and all I got was this lousy, underwhelming t-shirt.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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On todayās epāis Jimothy Cornpants the illegitimate child of The Scarecrow and Mrs. Greenjeans? Stay tuned to find out!
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Letās all just go ahead and agree that when the orange one gets impeacherated, the new one will be known as President Pants.
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I went to the worldās lousiest t-shirt shop and all I got was this lousy t-shirt that says I went to the worldās lousiest t-shirt shop and all I got w
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, the show where we talk to interstitial peeholes!
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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