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Posts posted by Colfax McLiverneck
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Chicken salad sandwich toast, paper airplane brick wall, cat on a keyboard, cat on a truck, F#, G, annnd cut
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I came here to kick ass, but if anyone has bubblegum, Iād love a piece before I get started.
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Chapter the Fifteenth: In Which the Haberdashers of Cornhamfordshire-upon-Thames Stridently Protest the Upstart āHatless Stoat Partyā In Pickingbottom Square
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I came here to shuck corn and kick ass, and Iām all out of corn. Iām also a pacifist, so can someone direct me to the nearest farmerās market?
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Yes, we have no bananas.Ā Now get the fuck out of Bananaless Republic before I call the manager.
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Ask not what your nong can hey for youāask what you can hey for your nong.
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Chapter the Fourteenth: In Which a Hatless Stoat is Elected to Parliament and the Queen is Not Amused
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The moon is shining and the mimes are stirring so throw it up your ass if your pagerās chirping
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Get you some of that cheese money, thou tycoon of Wisconsin, thou captain of curds
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Come hitherĀ Mister Cucumber Manāthe Admiral wishes toĀ tell you a tale about a duplex he flipped in Cleveland
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Some people call me the space cowboy, some people call those space cows, and some people call that a space chuckwagon. If that aināt an episode of Futurama Iāll eat my space hat.
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I'm all hat and no cattle, but thatās better than all cattle and no hat, because skin cancer is the number one killer of the hatless.
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Bury me not on the lone prairieāinstead, dismember my body and inter the parts in several prairies in order to deter mad prairie scientist Dr. Vaquerostein from constructing an undead cowboy from my remains.Ā
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Corn to the left of me, corn to the right. Here I am. Standing in a corn field.
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It puts the high fructose corn syrup on its skin or else it gets the monosodium glutamate again
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Roses are red, corn is yellow, it aināt no fiddle you hick, itās a cello
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Iāve got good news and bad news. The good news is that we have corn. The bad news is that Jimmy cracked it.
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Elevator pitch: Family of redneck giraffes on the International Space Station. Discuss.
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When I was a child, I spake as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things, except for my LEGO Millennium Falcon.
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Corn is nature's turd bling.
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More like nads and crabs.
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There are some things money canāt buy. For everything else, thereās money.
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Roses are red, corn is yellow, yo mamma looks like Lou Costello
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Whatās wrong, hot dog?
I came here to chew ass and kick bubblegum, so drop your pants and put your Juicy Fruit on the floor!
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I came here to chew ass and kick bubblegum, so drop your pants and put your Juicy Fruit on the floor!