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    I donā€™t care what your state motto is, Missouriā€”Iā€™m not showing you my boobs.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I donā€™t care what your state motto is, Missouriā€”Iā€™m not showing you my third nipple.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I donā€™t care what your state motto is, Missouriā€”Iā€™m not showing you my third nipple.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I donā€™t care what your state motto is, Missouriā€”Iā€™m not showing you my wiener.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I donā€™t know but Iā€™ve been told / ā€œEskimo pussyā€ is mighty problematic, if not outright racist

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I donā€™t swim in your toilet, so please donā€™t pee in my pool. Whatā€™s that? Oh, right, uhhh, I was totally shitfaced, man. Soooooo. Yeah. Go ahead.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I donā€™t want to end up in a cartoon unless itā€™s that one with the cross-dressing Bugs Bunny.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I eat my corn one ear at a time just like the plebes.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I figure that these figurines are figurative, not literally littoral, though the nearby beach would suggest otherwise.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I find it auspicious that your corn is delicious; ā€˜twould be quite propitious were it also nutritious.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I find it auspicious that your cornbread is delicious; it would be quite propitious if it were also nutritious.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I find it odd that no one has acknowledged the 800-pound can of corn behind the water cooler.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I find it odd that no one has mentioned the 800-lb. can of corn behind the ficus tree.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I find it odd that no one has mentioned the 800-lb. can of corn in the chair directly across the table from me.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I find it odd that no one has mentioned the 800-lb. can of corn in the room.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I get one side with that? Okay, Iā€™ll have the cob comma corn-on-the.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I get two sides? What are they? Oh, right here on the menu in the bright orange box with the ginormous title that says SIDES? Okay, Iā€™ll have the okra comma fried and the cob comma corn-on-the.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I googled the lyrics to Smooth Criminal and was stunned to learn that Eddie has been okay this whole time.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I Got a Feelinā€™...That Tonightā€™s Gonna be a Good example of why we donā€™t play Black Eyed Pea songs at Nyctophobia Conventions

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I got a fever, and the only cure is corn-flavored mustache gel.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I got a fever, and the only cure is more corn-themed comedy.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I got a fever, and the only cure is more corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cornbread.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I got a problem locating my cattle in the dark, and the only prescription is more cowbells.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I got a problem locating my cattle in the dark, and the only prescription is more cowbells.

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