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Posts posted by Colfax McLiverneck
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Heynong, Jude.
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If we critics have offended, eat a dick and all is mended.
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Pantone Orange 1505 C is the new Offset Rich Black.
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Hop in my Chrysler, it's as big as a whale and it's about to set sailāannnd it sank. That was a TERRIBLE idea.
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Fart sound.
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If life gives you limes, put them in the coconut and drink āem both up.
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An ear of corn a day keeps He Who Walks Behind the Rows away.
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How much Norris would Chuck Norris Chuck if Chuck Norris could Chuck Norris?Ā
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Craptown ladies pushinā brown, all the doo doo day
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Sherlockās avuncular homunculus frequently bunks with a hunky monocled monk and spelunks his funky trunk while crunking his truncated junk.
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Heynong, long-schlonged dugong. Wanna toke a bong and get it on?
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Mumblebragā¢
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Beans, beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat the more you develop anĀ aptitude for polyharmonic orchestral theory and multi-instrumental performance.Ā Ā
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If life gives you lemonade, reverse-engineer them into lemons and youāll be famous.
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How much lemonade would a tardigrade fabricate if a tardigrade could fabricate lemonade?
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Boy the way Glenn Miller played / Songs that made the hit parade / His plane fell in a fusillade / And shaaaaaaarks ate his face
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Toto, Iāve got a feeling weāre not in control ofĀ the rights to Africa any more.
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Never look a left-handed gift moth in the mouth.
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A horse is a horse is a horse of course, unless itās a morse horse, and then itās aĀ ā¢ā¢ā¢ā¢Ā ā ā ā Ā ā¢ ā ā¢ Ā ā¢ā¢ā¢Ā ā¢
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Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of motorcycle ramps, I shall fear no Knievel.
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I came here to crack corn and not care, and Iām all out of corn.
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Coming soon to a theater near you: āCon Air 2: Corn Airā, starring Nicornlas Cage, John Cornsack, and John Malcornvich
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Whatās the deal with corn mazes? No, seriously, whatās the deal? Iāve never been to one.
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Iād give an arm and a leg to have just two arms and two legs like a regular person.
Time is a flat circle. On the wall. We call it a āclockā.
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Time is a flat circle. On the wall. We call it a āclockā.