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Posts posted by Colfax McLiverneck
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Never ask how the creamed corn is made.
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Knick knack paddy whack, give the dog a microloan so he can source a viable inventory of bones and build a sustainable supply chain to provide his local homeless canine community with much-needed snacks.
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I came here to chew bubblegum and get kicked by ass, which is why I’m here at this farm standing behind a donkey smacking as loudly as I can. Â
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There once was a whale from Nantucket, but he got harpooned for lamp oil.
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Listen my children, and you shall hear of the midnight ride of your mom in my party van in 1978.
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One if by land, two if by sea, 7.88 x c23 / (b19 - 1) if by non-Euclidean quantum matrix displacement
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If you can’t stand the human sacrifice, get out of the corn field.
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And now a reading from Second Heynongians chapter 7, verse 13: “And when the seal of the Sixth Hundo was opened, the Serpent of Mantzouka descended, married Scott’s ex-girlfriend, and hosted the show for a thousand years or until it was cancelled. Amen.”
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This hundo is sponsored by Tim Burton’s Gumbo and this bowl of oyster dumbo.
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Breakin’ off another hundo with some classic mumbo jumbo.
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Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran out the clock by taking a knee on the cat’s 25-yard line with 8 seconds remaining.
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My bologna has a last name. It’s Jenkins. Bologna Jenkins.
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Ohh the weather outside is frightful but your post-modernist arrangements of 14th-century proto-feminist Bavarian devotional vespers convent chant in the style of 1990s Danish synth-pop are so delightful.
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A bird in the hand is either very unhappy or dead.
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It’s raining, it’s pouring, this catchphrase is boring.
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, which was his first mistake.
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Let’s all take a moment to remember Hiram K. Ledbetter, 9-time Wisconsin Cornhole Champion. He was truly a cornholer’s cornholer.
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Feeling cute, might eat some spinach and stomp a mudhole in Bluto’s candy ass later, idk
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I’m a little teapot short and stout / Here is my handle, here is my anthropomorphic prolapsed esophagus
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We’re almost out of time for the catchphrase segment, so here’s a little something we call catchplugs.
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I was walking down the street just the other
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Somewhere nongs are heying, and somewhere Reggie raps. But there is no cast in Podville—for Scott is taking a nap.
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Oh maize, thou glorious golden nugget of nutritious deliciousness, bestow thy corny mercy upon this thy mealy podcast. Ramen.
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Can I call you Strange Betty? You can call me Al. Weird Al. Â Â Â
If you gaze long enough into the abyss, the abyss will extend its computer-generated water tentacle and gaze back at you.
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If you gaze long enough into the abyss, the abyss will extend its computer-generated water tentacle and gaze back at you.