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Posts posted by Colfax McLiverneck
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Corn is for winner, bean is for loser.
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Chapter the Thirteenth: In Which a Sinister Chap Dons a Perforated Masque and Becomes Stabby in Piccadilly Street
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Franky, my man, I donât hey a nong.
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Recipient of the 12th Annual âExcellence in Continuing to Make My Mom ask âWhatâs a Podcast?ââ Award.
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You call that a catchphrase? Thatâs not a catchphrase. THIS is a catchphrase.
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Your ego is writing heys that your body canât nong, man.
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In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is a real creep.
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Chapter the Twelfth: In Which a Discombobulated Wharf Rat Wanders into Cornsqueak Street and is Subsequently Elected Constable of Marleybone
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Chapter the Eleventh: In Which Sir Pod Casterly Arrives From the Future and Bewitches Lady Cumberteats with His Fashion-Forward Cardigans and Rapier-Like Witticisms
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Chapter the Tenth: In Which An Hapless Ninny Imbibes Nine Gills of Gutter Gin on Saint Erasmusâ Day and Finds Himself Incarcerated in Buttshanks-Upon-Cocksfordshire
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Chapter the Ninth: In Which Scottrickâs Haberdasher is Stricken with Elbow Gout, Resulting in a Completely Hatless Episode. Repeat, Hatless.
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Chapter the Eighth: In Which Timothan the Younger Becomes Discombobulated in a Corn Maze and is Further Hindered by a Surly Five-Legged Stoat
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Chapter the Seventh: In Which Our Pilgrim Encounters a Bloviating Milk Camel in Hereford-on-Shartshire and Learns a Valuable Lesson Concerning Personal Hygiene
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Well Iâm runninâ down the road tryinâ to loosen my load because the colonic flow therapy has been less than successful.
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, but at the same time, so basically it was just a regular time.
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Thereâs less than one way to skin Schrodinger's cat.
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This catchphrase is about whatever youâre thinking about right now. Unless youâre thinking about corn. I donât write catchphrases about corn, because corn is stupid.
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Non sequitur? I barely shampoo Beowulf!
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Mr. Nongman walks into a bar. The bartender says âHey!â
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Glottalized ejective. Uvular sibilant. Alveolar bilabial. This has been Filthy Phonetics, with your host, Ogod Dontstoperman.
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Outside what may be a man in a bear suit, a book is a manâs best friend. Inside what may be a man in a bear suit, itâs both too dark to read and impossible to determine whether itâs a bear or a man in a bear suit.
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CatchphartÂŽ
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And right there, in a cornfield in ancient Nebraska, Jesus himself used a muleosaur to plow the Garden of Reagan and grow the first tobaccy plants. Did you like the story? Good, now go to sleep, you tiny idiots.
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What cow? That cow. When cow? Now cow. Why cow? Because cow.
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One if by land / Two if by sea / f[2Xa-ÎŁ/17] if by dimorphic quantum manifold transference
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One if by land / Two if by sea / f[2Xa-ÎŁ/17] if by dimorphic quantum manifold transference