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Posts posted by Colfax McLiverneck
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And now, a moment of silence for the four street mimes who were killed by a Tesla with license plate RKN MRTY last week.
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No one really time to listen to this corny podcast.
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Baseball fun fact: Cardinal Field was named after Cardinal Jameson Henry Field, St. Louis Diocese, 1834-1912.
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Inside baseball fun fact: inside of a baseball, it’s too dark to read. Or play baseball. Â
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Baseball fun fact: baseball is not fun.
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Baseball fun fact: 1902 Ithaca Haberdashers pitcher Hieronymus Crabknuckle was notorious for using lightly-masticated corn silk to lubricate his balls.
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Zeno of Elea walks halfway into a bar.
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Baseball fun fact: “Can of corn” is a term referring to a can of corn thrown at an outfielder by a naughty fan to keep him from catching a high, slow, easy fly ball.
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Your mom sells ho-shells by the ho-shore.
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I went to Cornbaum’s Exotic Louse Farm and T-Shirt Outlet and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
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She vends discarded mollusk carapaces down by the littoral boundary.
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Why was Tenvel afraid of Sevenvel? Because Sevenvel Eightvel Ninevel.
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Found only in the arboreal mists of central Alabama, the Giggling Corn Squirrel has but one natural predator—Gordon “The Squirrel Strangler” Gano.
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Please sign up for the CBB Advanced Defenestration Seminar in the Dalton Wilcox Memorial Ballroom today at 3pm. $12 per person; free with donation of two cans of corn.
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Corn. Corndog. Hotdog. Dogtown. Towns in Virginia. Anapolis. Polis. Police. Police Squad. Squat. Quart. Quart of Milk. White. White House! It’s in the White House!
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Fun Fact: Cornhole is a game where you throw li’l bags of corn at holes in a board while shotgunning natty light and then black out in your 2004 PT Cruiser in the Walmart parking lot at two in the afternoon
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Whippersnapper? I barely know her snapper!
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This is the true story of Sir Slaytang and his trusty sidekick Earpuppy, on a quest to Mount Coagulax to rescue the Holy Receptacle of Akron from the nefarious Cornburglar. Our tale begins in Nebraska...
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Cornburglar says “cobble cobble”.
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There once was a man from Corntucket whose cob was so long he could shuck it.
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It’s not that I don’t care if Jimmy cracked corn, it’s that I don’t know what cracking corn is.
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This is a catchphrase read by an idiot, referencing corn, signifying nothing.
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If you can’t stand the human sacrifice, get out of the corn field.
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Never assume. It makes an ass out of the word assume by dropping the final syllable.
James fractured maize, yet I remain uninterested.
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James fractured maize, yet I remain uninterested.