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    An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a blah for a blah—this is boring. Let’s up the stakes. I’ll give you a toe for a boob.

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    An invisible horse walks into a bar. The bartender says nothing.

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    An invisible priest walks into a bar, and the bartender doesn’t say anything.

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    An itsy bitsy spider crawled up the water spout, out my shower head, and bit me on the face, causing a disfiguring necrosis which led to my nickname, “Vernon the Squash-Headed Freakshow Boy”. 

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    Anagram her? Hydra whore link!

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    Anal beads made of acorns? Now that's an eco-friendly buttsex trend I can get BEHIND!

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    Analysis? Check. Audit? Check. Control? Check. Inquiry? Check. Research? Check. Review? Check. Thesaurus.com? Check.

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    And a small, non-threatening bunny rabbits to you, madam.

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    And a-one, and a-two, and a-three, makes a-six.

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    And furthermore, what kind of plebian name is Auckerman? Were your forbears purveyors of auckers? Or were they penguins? I bet they were penguins.

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    And here's the news from Lake Ho-Begone: yo mamma was bludgeoned to death with a can of corn.

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    And how exactly does one "corn" beef?

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    And in cornclusion, will someone please make the movie Children of the Cornholio?

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    And Jason King of the Mantzoukans begat Brad, and Brad begat Diego, and Diego begat Kyle, and Kyle begat Janet and left her on a mountainside to die a

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    And just like that, the elusive Corn-Eyed Mountain Giraffe of Indiana disappeared into the fog, leaving us with only shaky knees and aching buttholes.

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    And late in that age, Mordor was defeated and converted into fertile yet stinky agricultural land. This has been Robert Smeagol for All Things Cornsid

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    And lechery and sloth did prevail in the land of Mantzouka, and the Lord was displeased, and he did smite everyone in the land, until not one was left

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    And now a moment of silence for the victims of the Cornwall Bagpipe Attacks of 2018, followed by the Accordion Symphony #1 by Thom Yorke, founder of t

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    And now a reading from First Heynongians chapter 7, verse 18: And then Jason of Mantzouka did wail and rend his garments, for though Scottrius the Ensweatered had finally perished, the Widow Kulap refused to become his queen and the podcast was cancelled.

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    And now a reading from Second Heynongians 7,18: “And behold, the Angel of Perishment did descend upon the Holy Earwolf Table, and a host of callbacks did follow with him, and there was a rending of copy and a gnashing of apples throughout the land.”

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    And now a reading from Second Heynongians chapter 7, verse 13: “And when the seal of the Sixth Hundo was opened, the Serpent of Mantzouka descended, married Scott’s ex-girlfriend, and hosted the show for a thousand years or until it was cancelled. Amen.”

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    And now an hour of complete silence incessantly interrupted by some guy named Scott talking to interesting people andthenalittlesomethingwecallplugs

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    And now I must discard my organic artisanal coffee because an acorn has fallen into it. Hot and splashy!

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    And now it is the time in the beginning of the show where we are reading the phrase intended to be catching your attention so that you will listen until the plugs are happening

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    And now it’s time for a little something we call HUGS!

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