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Colfax McLiverneck

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    And now I must discard my organic artisanal coffee because an acorn has fallen into it. Hot and splashy!

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Stifler's mom's son prefers Green Giant Boobs brand corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Billie Jean is not my lover, but she does make one hell of a spicy cornbread casserole.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Amber waves of grain? I'll allow it. Technically, corn is a grass.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Hipster Christians oh the time has come...to put down the corn and slowly back away.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    This is just to say that I have eaten the corn that was in the icebox, which you were probably saving for Groundhog Day. It was so delicious, and so b

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Kenny G is a master of the sax-o-corn, but Weird Al is a connoisseur of the weird-o-horn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    As Cornwall's army advanced on Memphis, he realized that it was the wrong Memphis--Egypt, not Tennessee. Damn you, Google Maps.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Ethan eats ethanol down by the e-shore. That's a poor health choice AND a virtual beach, folks.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    And how exactly does one "corn" beef?

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    And the Oscar goes to Mike Judge and Stephen King for "Children of the Cornholio!"

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    He'll be coming round the hundo when he comes—and he'll be coming in six white unicorns when he does.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Word play, turd play. The catchphrases around here need way more indigestible feeder corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    It was said of Sir Bilious J. Cornbuster that he would spend hours tooling around his tool shed.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Life begins at cornception; life ends at corncession.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Welcome to the jungle, we've got hot corn for 15 cents, cold corn for 10 cents, or no corn for nothing.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    And late in that age, Mordor was defeated and converted into fertile yet stinky agricultural land. This has been Robert Smeagol for All Things Cornsid

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    The corn maze proceeded with a dreadful foreshadowing so suggestive that it could have been fiveshadowing.

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    All the world's a stage, and all the stages are waiting to be festooned with glorious dried cornstalks, so as to add a little autumn flair to our humb

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I'll have the spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam corn fritter and spam.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Corn to the left of me, corn to the right—that's right, I'm in a cornfield composing Comedy Bang Bang catchphrases.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me—her name is Gloria, and she likes hiking, Tim McGraw, and popcorn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    It was said of Sir Cornburglar that he would stand for hours in the canned vegetable aisle planning capers, and then—having confused corn with capers—

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Though the tide of the battle had turned, our hero remained surrounded by a horde of menacing Auckers—these corn-loving minions of the Heynongian Empi

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    Here's what we know so far. Jimmy cracked corn, and no one cares. More news as events develop.

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