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    Slaytang? Nay! Corntang? Yay!!

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    And now, a reading from Second Heynongians, chapter 4, verse 16: "Verily I say unto thee, remove the kernel from thine own bunghole before lying your

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    It was said of Sir Slaytang that he would roam the rows between the corn, searching for a beaver that would never materialize.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    As Uncle Cornelius used to say, "Get the fuck ONTO my lawn, you contumacious whippersnappers."

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    What do we want!? Tang! When do we want it!? At 11:23, but only if the cornbread is done.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Cornscore and twenty microseconds ago, a gravitational wave the size of Iowa totally ruined what would have otherwise been a leisurely day of carp fis

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Ask not what your corn tree can do for you—because corn trees don't exist, you reprehensible, botanically ignorant dummy!

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Throw your rugs over your slugs, kids...it's time for the Corn Coberman Show!

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    If Creepalong Bob burns the cornbread one more time, I swear to god I'm moving to Canada!

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    How much did the pirate pay for corn? A buck an ear!

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Because he is outstanding in his field, Sir Bilious J. Cornbuster has been promoted to head scarecrow.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    What's the difference between a can of corn and a boner? I don't have a can of corn right now.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    No Heynong Man t-shirts available!?!? (Softly weeps into his cornbread.)

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Pass the corn, Creepalong Bob. Stop staring at me and just pass the damn corn, jerkface.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I am Colfax McLiverneck, Transgender Corn Lord of the 93 Counties of Nebraska, Master of the 12th Annual Shucking Games, Regurgitator of Non-Corn-Flav

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    A catchphrase without corn is like a day without sunshine.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Corny the Dogman/Had a jolly weiner core/With an acorn cap and a butthole nose/And two eyes made out of fossilized microscopic Carboniferous lifeforms

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Let me be frank, Stallone, and I'll let you touch my hot buttered corn cob.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Oh what a feeling when you're dancing on the ceiling and all the corn falls out of your pockets.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Eenie meenie miny Moe, Larry, Curly and Corny, catch a tiger by has balls and ask him if he's somewhat horny!

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Just a grillin' some corn on my Andrew Lloyd Weber grill. Mmmmm, mmmm. Lookin' good!

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Breaking news! Creepalong Bob was ambushed near the hambush, and the ambushers absconded with his last bushel of corn relish. Details at six.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Profound and recursively-clever catchphrase with a spoonerism and an irrelevant reference to corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Anal beads made of acorns? Now that's an eco-friendly buttsex trend I can get BEHIND!

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    The outcome of this episode will be decided by a corn toss.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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