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Topics posted by Colfax McLiverneck
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A corn-themed tour of Guangzhou in a surrey built for two? Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished!
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A dark night in a city that knows all about mediocre comedy. On the 12th floor of the Earwolf Building, one man is hilariously attempting to tie his s
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A dark night in a city that knows how to appreciate anti-comedy. On the 12th floor of the Earwolf building, one man is still trying to find the an
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A dark night in a midwestern state with a lapsed ethanol subsidy. But one man is still lobbying the Agriculture committee—Slob Coberman, Corn Advocate
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A dark night in a midwestern state without an ethanol subsidy. But one man is still lobbying the Agriculture subcommittee—Cob Kernelman, Corn Advocate
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A duck walks into a bar and says “Can I have some corn?” and the bartender nails his beak to the bar.
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A French otter, the letter G, and a corn-cob pipe walk into a bar. The bartender says “Is this some kind of joke with corn arbitrarily added to preserve a recurring catchphrase theme?”
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A Gallup poll of me showed that 100% of respondents think corn sandwiches “Must be made available immediately.”
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A ghost horse floats into a bar. The bartender says “Why the l-l-l-long face?”
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A hat on a hat with its balls on the other hat’s forehead? Now THAT’s funny!
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A horse backstrokes into a bar. The bartender says “Weird. Normally you just walk in.”
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A horse flies into a bar. The bartender says “Man, if you had arms, I bet they’d be tired!”
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A horse is a horse is a horse of course, unless it’s a morse horse, and then it’s a •••• – – –  • – •  ••• •
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A horse is a horse is a horse, of course. Unless it’s crossed with a donkey, and then it’s a mule, you jackass.
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A horse pole-vaults into a bar. The bartender says “Why the long stick?”
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A horse walked into a bar nose first on account of his face being long, and the bartender was like “It is taking you a long time to get to the bar!”
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A horse walks into a bar and asks “You got any grapes?” The bartender says “I think you’re in the wrong joke buddy. And by that I mean you’re not a duck, because the joke is about a duck that walks into a bar three different times and asks for grapes, and
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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Why the long face?” Horse says, “It’s an evolutionary trait selected to maximize air intake while running.”
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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says “We have a drink named after you!” The horse says “You have a drink named Rodeo Kyle the Ass-Lipped Wonder Stallion?”
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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Why the long face?” The horse says, “Got caught in an industrial face-stretcher.”
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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Why the long face?” The horse says, “My cat died.”
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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Why the long face?” The horse says, “My goldfish died.”
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A horse walks into a barn. The barntender says “Hay?” The horse says, “Nong, man.”
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