Colfax McLiverneck
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A shit in one hand is worth two wishes in the bush.
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A single yodel proceeds into the corn-pelting line, followed many humbler parachute tattoos.
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A squirrel with a dragon tattoo just hacked my laptop and changed my screensaver to ACORNIST.
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A TED talk about teddy bears by a guy named Ted? Well whaddya know. Now I’ve seen it all! Would you pass the corn, please?
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A tisket, a tasket, a masticated ass zit, I put my canines on your butt and very gently popped it
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A turducken is a duck stuffed into a chicken stuffed into a turkey stuffed into a cruel and horrible world that the universe would be better off without.
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A tussle, a tassel, a basket full of wrasslin' vassals, I wrote a letter to Aunt Jemima and lost my virginity to yo mamma.
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A well a bird bird bird in the hand is worth a bird bird bird bird bird bird in the bush.
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A woman's work is never done. If she ever suggests that it is, throw two cans of corn at her, and that's why she's got two black eyes! Get it!?
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A woman's work is never done. If she ever suggests that it is, throw two cans of corn at her, and that's why she's got two black eyes! Get it!?
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Abandon hope, all ye who enter here, and also put your phones in these little lockable mesh bags and sign this non-disclosure agreement.
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According to the official Earwolf Style Guide, there are two kinds of Comedy: 1) Bang, and 2) please refer to number one.
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Acorn squash. Mount Doom. A number 1 screwdriver. Coincidence? I think not.
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After an 86-year investigation, we’ve concluded that it was actually right-handed moths that ate the painting.
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After consulting with my haberdasher, I have determined that this entire ep is a classic case of CSLC—chapeau sur le chapeau.
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After realizing that love is not the answer to a successful haunting, he lost all faith in John Lennon’s ghost’s advice.
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Ain’t no corn syrup like high-fructose corn syrup cause high-fructose corn syrup has the most fructose
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Ain’t no party like a blue-faced monkey party cause a blue-faced monkey party is mandrilltory.
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Ain’t no party like a Colfax McLiverneck party ‘cause a Colfax McLiverneck party has unlimited corn refills
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Ain’t no party like a Colfax party ‘cause a Colfax party got that corn
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