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Posts posted by Colfax McLiverneck
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Hot log is the new hey nong.
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If I had known it was going to be this kind of Graveyard Smash, I would have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes.
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Let me not to the marriage of deez nuts and your chin admit impediments.
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In the beginning was the word, and the word was with the bird, and the bird was the word.
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This podcast is sponsored by the American Family Association for Podcast Decency and by the Assbert and Jizzifer Fuckington Foundation.
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Oh the weather outside is frightful but your contention that the Reimann hypothesis can be proved by subsuming the Drichlet L-function as a discriminant of the corresponding quantum eigenvalue is so delightful.
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In a recent Gallup poll, 82% of podcast listeners reported that a new catchphrase is not needed.
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When the moon hits the earth like a big pizza pie, thatâs Melancholia.
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Some lady peddled discarded mollusk carapaces in the littoral zone.
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In the land of the blind, everyone has a goddamn podcast.
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If ifs and buts were notwithstandings and neverthelesses, weâd all sound like pedantic asses.Â
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If nongs and heys were dongs and sprays, this would be a much messier podcast.
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Tall and tan and young and lovely and certified in Krav Maga, when the girl from Ipanema goes walking, you better watch your ass, pervert.
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A ghost horse floats into a bar. The bartender says âWhy the l-l-l-long face?â
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A horse pole-vaults into a bar. The bartender says âWhy the long stick?â
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There once was a horse from Nantucket who walked into a bar. The bartender said âIâd never leave home if I were you!â
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When your eye hits a big pizza pie like the moon, thatâs dyslexia
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Hey, Q-anong man: Ronnie says âBe coolâ
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If life gives you lemons and lube, make lemonenemas
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You put the corn in the chocolate milk and drink âem both up I SAID DOCTOR
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Nehemiah is my favorite book of the Old Testamentâespecially the part where he poops his pants in line at Blockbuster
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Captainâs log: we have successfully navigated the Yomamma Nebula Cluster, unscathed but for a mild case of space crabs
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Once upon a midnight dreary I spanked your mom and she called me dearie
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When one door closes and another one opens, you may have a g-g-g-ghost!
What rolls down stairs, is covered with hair, squeezed out by your neighborâs dog? Whatâs yuck for a snack, slides right down your back? Itâs new Hot Log!
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What rolls down stairs, is covered with hair, squeezed out by your neighborâs dog? Whatâs yuck for a snack, slides right down your back? Itâs new Hot Log!