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Posts posted by Colfax McLiverneck
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Fe fi fo fum, yo mamma likes to eat my SHAVING CREAM, BE NICE AND CLEAN, SHAVE EVERY DAY AND YOU’LL ALWAYS LOOK CLEAN
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Shit on my face and tell me that you love me.
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Blink twice if you’re being held hostage. Blink 182 times if you hate music.
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Throw it up your butt and see what happens.
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Someone in this town is trying to burn the foreheads down?
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Chapter the 32nd: In which our intrepid protagonist visits Constantinople and is baffled when he finds himself in Istanbul.
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More like build a little turdhouse in your butt.
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In Soviet Russia, tang slays you.
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I tried to sell the library’s copy of the Silmarillion, but it was a nonfungible Tolkein.
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Nay, hong man.
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All joking asparagus, my pee smells funny.
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Dungarees. Rochester. Umbrella. Coincidence? I think not.
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Chapter the 31st: in which the village nunnery is invaded by a coterie of randy furries, resulting in an interesting conundrum for Sister Ivana Whizonabear.
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Well here’s a little story ‘bout a man named Zed, a former chopper owner who allegedly is dead
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I heart corn farts.
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Mountebank. Guava. Clarinet. Coincidence? I think not.
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On today’s show, it’s undead funny man and line cook Hashbrown the Ghost Clown!
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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s good shrooms, man
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I hate to tell tales out of school, but since we are standing outside Beverly Hills High, here’s a little story ‘bout a man named Jed:
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A tisket, a tasket, a masticated ass zit, I put my canines on your butt and very gently popped it
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My bologna has a first name. It’s Steve. Steve Bologna.
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More like a one-eyed one-horned flying purple phallic symbol
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Yo mamma has a first name, it’s I B A N G
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My bologna has a very long Slavic patronym, it’s R O Z H D E S T V E N S K I J A M O V O V I C H
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I like less than half of you. 31%, to be exact.
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I like less than half of you. 31%, to be exact.