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Posts posted by Colfax McLiverneck
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, three times a lady.
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Well I would walk 500 miles just to drop one hot log at your door
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Fish wearing upside-down hats filled with water with smaller fish swimming around inside. Now that’s comedy.
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Da da da du dum, dry floggin’ it
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Da da da du dum, butt chuggin’ it
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Da da da du dum, hot loggin’ it
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More like your Momdalorian
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Twas brillig, and yo mamma's toes did curl and tremble in the wabe
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Make hey while the nong mans
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I just flew in from your mom’s house and boy is my penis tired
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If you’re happy and you know it and you lost your hands to flesh-eating bacteria stomp your feet
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Knick knack paddywack yo mamma’s ass I nightly smack
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Two streams diverged in the yellow snow cause I just left your mom’s house
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There once was a man from Nantucket whose penis was so abnormally large that he could fellate himself.
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Roses are red, corn is yellow, yo mamma looks like Bob DeNiro
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I am the third mustard toe.
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Hickory dickory dock, don’t touch that crusty sock!
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Dr. Vernon D. Ledbetter. A 1998 Ford Fiesta. That tree. Coincidence? I think not.
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A shit in one hand is worth two wishes in the bush.
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Thinking about changing my username name to Fuckstomp the Asswrench. Opinions?
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Prokofiev. One blue sock. The capital of Delaware. Coincidence? I think not.
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How much is that hot log in the window?
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Mister Bungle’s fungal rumble shocks my socks with grumpy mumbles.
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Shuttlecock is a real goddamn word.
Howdy doody, poopy snoopy—did you roll in stinky dukey?
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Howdy doody, poopy snoopy—did you roll in stinky dukey?