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Posts posted by Colfax McLiverneck
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To Die Hard, to sleep; to sleep, perchance until the yippee ki-ay motherfucker scene
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In Soviet Russia, phrase catches you!
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Now here’s a little story I’ve got to tell about three entrepreneurs and some plugs
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Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang! You take three D8Â bludgeoning damage and lose a turn.
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I like small butts and I am lying.
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Your mom sells skank-shells by the ho-shore.
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There’s no “I” in alphabet.
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Please stop conflating Stonehenge and the Easter Island moai. Monoliths are not a monolith.
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D I N G O, D I N G O, D I N G O, a dingo ate my baby
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Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of corn, I shall fear no weevil.
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It’s been a quiet week in Lake Bangyourmom
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You can lead a horse to water. Or you can just let it get thirsty, and it will go there by itself
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Old Mother Hubbard went to the lockup to serve 30 days for animal cruelty
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I shat my sheets my sheets I shat upon my hat I put a hat
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If wishes were horses, beggars would have a logistical nightmare of livestock inventory on hand
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Teach a man to fish and you may be entitled to compensation for providing fishing lessons
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My other car is your mom
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Is this the Bakersfield Regional Bubblegum Chewery and Asskicking Center? I think you know what I’m here for.
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You could even say it blows
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In Soviet Russia, Ho Ho ho hos you.
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Ohh the weather outside is frightful but your contention that free will is an illusion because of the inevitability of death is so delightful.
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Can I get a little more hey in my eggnong, man?
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Roses are red, corn is yellow, yo mamma looks like Danny Trejo
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What do Donald Duck, Porky Pig, and me after I climbed out of your mom’s bedroom window last night have in common?
My bologna has an unfortunate first name, it’s A D O L F
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My bologna has an unfortunate first name, it’s A D O L F