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Everything posted by SirVizzle
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I want to go as a sexy casino for Halloween but I'm nervous I'll be slot shamed.
SirVizzle replied to Bronson Magnifico's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Bro, you don't know the first thing about monkey buttholes.
SirVizzle replied to Kevinpalooza's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Still no one has answered the question: what is the first thing to know about monkey buttholes? And I want references, footnotes and diagrams. -
Scott Aukerman's got more balls than a pitching machine.
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why dont people shoot dogapults? or spout catma? ahahaha.
SirVizzle replied to KrangkaDelic's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
You've never shot a dogapult? -
Merry Christmas, or as the blue sheepdog says, "Fleece Na'vi dog"
SirVizzle replied to JacobCorona's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
My brother-in-law was stopped on the street and frisked on Christmas Day. I wished him a police Navidad. True story. Oh, and he's Mexican, so that's the linguistic tie-in. -
Kanye Westworld is full of brooding robots who think they're great.
SirVizzle replied to Shampoodler's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Allen Westworld is full of brooding robots who think they're great. -
Kanye Westworld is full of brooding robots who think they're great.
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Mae Westworld is full of brooding robots who think they're great. -
Kanye Westworld is full of brooding robots who think they're great.
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Adam Westworld is full of brooding robots who think they're great. -
When I suggested that we do it like they do on the discovery channel, I didn't mean pick up our life, move to Alaska, and buy a deep sea fishing boat.
SirVizzle replied to Frenchfries's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Somebody only reads the titles, folks! Congrats anyway! -
I'm afraid I can't restore this rune. You'll have to hire a glyph-fix.
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aunt may, or aunt may not, aunt is undecided
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Aunt May? Back in college we called her Aunt Probably Will! And she typically would. -
As we chatted, a man sauntered up to the bar with an iguana on his shoulder.
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Clearly, he had a reptile dysfunction. -
The elephants were simply irrelevant until they took the ostriches hostages.
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I bought my kid a life vest because the salesman said it would float my goat.
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I want to go as a sexy casino for Halloween but I'm nervous I'll be slot shamed.
SirVizzle replied to Bronson Magnifico's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Pure Guava wants to go as a sexy slut for Halloween. I say go for it. Slut! -
I want to go as a sexy casino for Halloween but I'm nervous I'll be slot shamed.
SirVizzle replied to Bronson Magnifico's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Nobody slut shames an ugly sexually promiscuous woman. I imagine. -
I want to go as a sexy casino for Halloween but I'm nervous I'll be slot shamed.
SirVizzle replied to Bronson Magnifico's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
You forgot "sexy": "I want to go as a sexy sexually promiscuous woman..." -
You've been breathing wrong your whole life! Number four gave me chills!
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Never ask Chuck Norris to show you his three-hole punch.
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Lick it up, Scotty, lick it up!
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I want to go as a sexy casino for Halloween but I'm nervous I'll be slot shamed.
SirVizzle replied to Bronson Magnifico's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
It would only work if he reads yours first. Mine make no sense independently. -
I want to go as a sexy casino for Halloween but I'm nervous I'll be slot shamed.
SirVizzle replied to Bronson Magnifico's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
I want to go as a sexy guy who's embarrassed to have shamelessly and repeatedly responded to this post just to bump it to the top of the most replies list for Halloween but I'm nervous I'm not shamed.