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I got a new attachment for my vape pen so now I can use it to light a cigarette
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Pro tip: stock up on birthday cards the day after your birthday, when they're all discounted
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I'm writing in Rick Johnson for president. Don't know who he is, but if he wins, we'll have a President-elect Rick Johnson for a couple of months.
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Like and share if you agree that liking and sharing are valid ways of expressing agreement or solidarity with the underlying message.
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My greatest fear is that someone will discover my greatest fear and use it against me. Oh no!
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If I teach my kid how to ride a bike, am I a pedalgogue?
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Shirt's on fire! Now it's out! But you do have some pretty serious burns back here. You should probably have someone look at that.
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than, say, a tumbler or a martini glass. I don't do hard liquor anymore.
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I bought a sword online but I had to return it. It was two-edgy.
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Am I the only person who can't set security questions because I just don't know the answers?
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Rick Santorum was initially so relieved that someone had finally come up with a name for that stuff.
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Men seldom make passes at lasses who pass gases out their asses.
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I HOPE I'm not thinking what you're thinking. She's your mom, for God's sake, Jerry.
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Never ask Chuck Norris to show you his three-hole punch.
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You've been breathing wrong your whole life! Number four gave me chills!
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With all this crazy clown nonsense going on, it's going to be that much harder to resist beating up any mimes I might run across on Halloween
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I bought my kid a life vest because the salesman said it would float my goat.
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The elephants were simply irrelevant until they took the ostriches hostages.
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As we chatted, a man sauntered up to the bar with an iguana on his shoulder.
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I'm afraid I can't restore this rune. You'll have to hire a glyph-fix.
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You'd be surprised how much use you'll get out of a gorilla suit if you decide to buy rather than rent.
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Couldn't afford an officially licensed Keith Stone costume, so say hello to Ted Cotty. Siempre suave.
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Scott Aukerman's got more balls than a pitching machine.
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