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Topics posted by SideofMcG
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If I said you had a beautiful body would you be able to hear me? Can anyone hear me? HELLLO??? Ah nuts. I think I'm dead.
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If I said you had a decomposing body would you hold help me bury it.
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If I thought for one second this rabid flesh-eating zombie was going to actually eat people's flesh I would never have voted for him in the primaries.
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If I was a carpenter I'd have saved myself 500 dollars last weekend.
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If I was you and you were me then what I'm about to do wouldn't be illegal in 47 states at least
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If I wasn't meant to shove it up there then why did God appear in my dreams and tell me about the 2-for-1 lube sale happening at CVS?
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If I were a carpenter, And you were a lady, I'd put up your shelves but wouldn't entertain your racist opinions.
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If I wrote the dictionary I'd put U and I together because I'm a fucking moron who doesn't know how the alphabet works.
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If it bleeds, it leads. If it bursts, it's first. If it goes down to the woods today it's in for a big surprise.
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If it bleeds, it leads. If it chimes, it rhymes. If it's from Nantucket, well... I don't need to spell it out for you.
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If it tingles while it jingles, you've got an STDÂ with bells on.Â
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If my voice is mocking then don't come a-knockin'. My confidence can't take it, I use sarcasm as a defence.
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If parrots can mimic anyone then why don't any of them sound like Gilbert Gottfried? Except that one in Aladdin of course.
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If the earth is flat then explain to me how Yahoo Serious' career never took off outside of Australia.
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If the glove don't acquit then we'll have a fit. And also we should probably wonder how an item of clothing rose to the rank of judge in the first place.
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If there's a moose loose aboot your hoose then you got a broken U button on your keyboard baby.
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If you aim for the king then you best not miss. Also you're so lucky. Surrogate King Aimer is a pensionable job around these parts. Plus - DENTAL!
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If you build it they will come. Especially if it is a giant vagina made out of pork produce. Hmm... depraved and delicious!
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If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs then congratulations you're Henry VIII
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If you can read this bumper sticker then you're literate. Congrazumulationsayes.
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If you can read this catchphrase then you're too close to the start of the podcast.
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If you can read this, you're too close to the end of the sentence.
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If you can stretch and snap then you can belch and flap. Welcome to the gassy diet where you'll burp your way thin!
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