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Topics posted by SideofMcG
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The power of love multiplied by hatred cubed equals your family dynamic this Thanksgiving.
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All of the other reindeers used to laugh and trick him into pyramid schemes.
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What Would Jesus Do? And other handy questions to absolve yourself of responsibility and just take your cues from your Mexican co-workers.
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I'm new here. What's the deal with dental? How often do we get paid? Also, why are we chained to this radiator?
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Hello I'm Windy Insides and welcome to the flatulence variety hour.
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Going to remake that German sub film with all parts played by attractive potatoes in 1940's outfits. A Cute Root Zoot Suit Das Boot Reboot
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The show where we're interested in talking people, invested in trolling people & also mime. Mime's cool.
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So... to clarify drinking a litre of paint DOESN'T count as Interior Decorating on my tax returns?
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Don't push me. Push a push-pop. Don't shush me. Shush a shush-pop. Don't mush me. I'm not a banana.
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As Georgie Washington once said. "I cannot tell a lie. Are you lying to me? I can't tell."
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There's no eye in suppository. They're supposed to go up your anus.
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When you think you're done there's always a few drops left. Shakies - the milkshake for middle aged men.
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Look son, the moon, up there.... it's old Mister Johnson with his pants down at the fourth storey window again.
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This scratch 'n sniff is terrible. Three "Ten Thousand Dollar" signs but not a single scent? What a waste of money!
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Take a Knee. Actually wait, take this elbow too. Look man I'm just trying to clear out all these joints so take an ankle too if you want one.
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Hey gorgeous, here's 50 cents. Call your mother and tell her you've found a payphone. Man those things are rare!
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Never get between a man and his lunch, his beer or his intestines.
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Come now lady, let us make the beast with two backs. Yes! Siamese Rabbits!
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My battery's dying so I gotta make this quick. The Feds are on the way. Shred my dance recital notebook. SHRED IT!
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INSERT TOPICAL POLITICAL REFERENCE HERE FOR FULL REFUND.
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The knee bone's connected to the face bone. But only when your street-fighting skills are on fleek.
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If you piss on my shoes and tell me it's raining at least give me a seven day forecast. Are you gonna take a dump on my loafers before the weekend?
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If it bleeds, it leads. If it bursts, it's first. If it goes down to the woods today it's in for a big surprise.
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