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Topics posted by SideofMcG
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Do the Shake 'n Vac and put the freshness back.... into your sex life! Introducing the new Shake 'N Vac Lube!
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INSERT TOPICAL POLITICAL REFERENCE HERE FOR FULL REFUND.
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Prophylactic? Afraid not. I'm strictly amateur,ย just in it for the love of the phylactic.
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Fucking fuck it sideways in the fucking turf bag fuck mobile shite balls as it was in heaven and always shall be forever and ever amen.
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This antacid is terrible. More like Pepto-Absymal! Take that Procter & Gamble! Welcome to CBB with our new sponsor... Procter & Gamble...fucksticks!
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I dunno about that autoerotic asphyxiation. You'd have to be pretty desperate to fuck an exhaust pipe.
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"I remember when all this was fields." Please Mister Fields put your penis away.
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Don't cry for me Argentina. Peru, Chile, Bolivia? You can sob all you want, see if I fucking care.
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Yeehaw is Texan for Ye Olde Haw which is what they used to called Haw Sheridan - the oldest man in Dallas.
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Chillin' like Bob Dylan will take on a whole new meaning when he's cryogenically frozen in 2020.
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Ahhhh there's nothing like a good simile. But if there's nothing like it I suppose it's not that good a simile to begin with. This is confusing.
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Poor Farmer King, all the time he spent building that scarecrow only to have it steal his own wife away from him.
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Yes blood is thicker than water. But while your soup's texture might now be perfect we're still closing down your restaurant.
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Where's the beef? What? It's where? INSIDE the cow? Holy shit, that cow ate all our beef?
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They call it oral sex but nobody's ever talked to me about it. Hi! I'm Pope Francis, welcome to Vatican Blowjob Weekly.
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Don't stop. Be Leaving. That's right - get the fuck out of here.
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Bigger they are, the harder they fall, the harder they fall, the bigger the bounce back, the bigger the bounce back, the sexier the trampoline display
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But crash, what brick through yonder window breaks? It is a big 'un and Juliet is flattened.
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If you're stuck in a box, I will be bored of it, Mime after Mime
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Allow me to shuffle off this mortal coil and slip into something more comfortable.
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Yo-Yo Ma's kids are Hula-Hoop Ma, Pogo-Stick Ma and Tamagotchi Ma
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