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By Pat Chaddams, April 2, 2016 in "Plugs" Theme Song Submissions

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Welcome to the Museum of Lactose Intolerance. Restrooms can be found everywhere... It's all bathrooms

By Pat Chaddams, July 12, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I'm in big trouble, I knocked up a medical examiner and from what I've been told nobody puts baby in a coroner.

By Pat Chaddams, December 9, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle, and my sister will be banned from the zoo.

By Pat Chaddams, October 12, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

You've got more chins than a Chinese phone book... Stupid, fat, piece of shit phonebook.

By Pat Chaddams, June 9, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

In Australia there are more kangaroos than people. And less kangaroo people than Tank Girl would have me believe.

By Pat Chaddams, August 26, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Dear Charles Dickens, Your book about David Copperfield was severely lacking in magic tricks and stories about having sex with Claudia Schiffer.

By Pat Chaddams, November 16, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I missed the finale of Frasier, did he ever figure out what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs?

By Pat Chaddams, August 25, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Check this out! "Now That's What I Call a Spicy Meatball Volume 6"! All your favorite 1969 Alka-Seltzer ad campaigns in one compact disc!

By Pat Chaddams, April 1, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Personally I'm more of a Carrie, because my first period gave me telekinetic powers.

By Pat Chaddams, January 27, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Did you know they never said "Beam me up, Scotty" on any episode of Star Trek. But they did used to say "BEAN me up, Scotty" and he'd serve them chili

By Pat Chaddams, November 20, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

M-I-C- See ya real soon K-E-Y- Why, because you're Mickey Rourke and I'm your parole officer.

By Pat Chaddams, October 31, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Did you know "You're So Vain" is actually about Dave Coulier. It's a fact! And the vein in question? The main vein.

By Pat Chaddams, January 31, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

The city of Melbourne used to be called Batmania. And the V in Batman v Superman stands for Victoria and Superman used to be called Marsupial-man.

By Pat Chaddams, August 26, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Sure I'm LGBT, I Love Getting Bait and Tackle... Also I'm gay.

By Pat Chaddams, May 15, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Okay everyone, the man is 36 years old. I think we can start calling him Ryan Goose.

By Pat Chaddams, December 21, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at suppertime. If we ration it out right this pizza could feed our poverty-stricken family for weeks

By Pat Chaddams, September 12, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

A census taker once tried to test me. I turned off all the lights and hid in my basement with some refried beans and a box of wine. Sluuuurp!

By Pat Chaddams, September 2, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I get off on sucking my own toes. Oh no, that was too much information. I really put my foot in my mouth.

By Pat Chaddams, April 2, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Remember, when God closes a door, open the door, get on the floor. Everybody walk the dinosaur.

By Pat Chaddams, May 15, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Who's the cat who won't cop out when there's danger all about? Shaft! Like the part of the penis, Shaft.

By Pat Chaddams, April 16, 2019 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

In Australia you have the Wiggles, in America we call it Parkinson's disease.

By Pat Chaddams, August 25, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Modern Family is a great show, but sometimes I'm a little taken aback by the racy jokes from Sophia Vagina.

By Pat Chaddams, February 5, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Shout out to Atlas, the original over-the-shoulder boulder holder.

By Pat Chaddams, August 14, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Guys, I've been in a coma since early October 2011. How did Steve Jobs take the big Qwikster switch?

By Pat Chaddams, April 1, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions