CaptPukeFish

Great news, children. Santa Claus is real and I'm the only one that knows where he's buried.

Finally broke down and got one of those "mental breakdowns" everyone's been raving about.

You can lead a horse to water, but I can't. Im not allowed near them. Not since the quote unquote "lake full of drowned horses incident".

I guess you could say I'm a bit of a "chocoholic". I don't know what that means, and I don't know who you are, but I guess you could say it.

I don't want to add insult to injury but, injusultery.

1, 2, 3 o'clock, 4 o'clock, rock. 5, 6, 7 o'clock, 8 o'clock, paper. 9, 10, 11 o'clock, 12 o'clock, scissors. We're gonna ro-sham-bo real slow tonight

Like this

Ah memories. Were we ever so young?

I'm bumping this one too. It's not good, but it's mine

There comes a time in every young boys life, and that time iiiissss...let me seeeee here...ah yes. 8:19PM.

Nope. I'm not letting this get spammed off page 1. Sorry

Catchphrase perfection my friend.

Its righty tighty, lefty loosey, then tighty whiteys on my Christmas goosey.

It stands to reason. It sits to reason. It runs to reason. My God, now it's just a torso and it's crawling at me to reason!

Yes, I put a lampshade on that guy from jersey shore, but lets not make light of the situation.

When i became a man, i put away my childish things, but at night when i become ChildMan, I strap all those things back onto my imagination suit.

When I was a child, I thought the Grapes of Wrath was about killer fruit. It wasn't until I was older and wiser that I learned that is 100% accurate.

Comedy gold fellas. Shut it all down.

Show me where on this podcast that the bad catchphrase touched you.

Ahh, the old rewind button. Really takes me back.

Surprise! We all die alone.

There's something awfully fishy about a fish restaurant that let's fish come in and fish for other fish.

A hooker with a heart of gold. A pimp with a silver tongue. A psychotic john with a taste for alchemy.

If you get caught between the moon and New York City, it might be time to lose some weight.

I'd say 1:04 is pretty good starting point.