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. Thompkins/Tompkins...Berenstein/Berenstain? The rabbit hole goes deeper than we can imagine and the truth will determine everyones future, however, I've lost interest.
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I'm not a violent person, and I don't judge anyone by race, sex, religious beliefs, or cultural background, but if you think it's always been "BerenstAin Bears", don't be surprised if I put hands on you, that's all.
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Look, anyone who knows me knows I normally don't like to be serious or get too critical, especially around the holidays, but Mr. Tompkins, I. Am. Flabbergasted. "Why", you ask? Why would a time traveler change something as arbitrary and seemingly insignificant as the 'E' at the end of Barenstein to an 'A'? Oh, I don't know. How about to test and measure the cultural, physical, and psychological ramifications that time travel and any kind of adjustments made by time travelers have on the world? I'm not going to get into why they chose a beloved, slightly communist, children's book series as the perfect tool, or how there's evidence that Ellis Island was filled with time travelers at one point, it's all in my affordable blog/vlog. The lady doth protest too much, methinks. Perhaps there's something more sinister than your child-like ignorance that keeps you from admitting the truth. Listen, I don't care if you're a time traveler or not, my point is, with all due respect, you can't afford to be this naive, especially around the holidays.
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Okay, that's it! thevoblex, Shampoodler, Shakey and PukeFish- in my office now! Look gentlemen...
CaptPukeFish replied to greazey_bob's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
"both of mine are extremely hairy" I've read that about you, which is why I was so taken aback. It all makes sense now. Looks like I know what question to ask Scott during his next AMA. -
Okay, that's it! thevoblex, Shampoodler, Shakey and PukeFish- in my office now! Look gentlemen...
CaptPukeFish replied to greazey_bob's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
I expected this, but I have to ask, why shave only one ball? -
The internet is exactly like my butthole; full of adorable kittens.
CaptPukeFish posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
The internet is exactly like my butthole; full of adorable kittens. -
I have wept. I have dreamed. I have witnessed the ancient moon make wee wee in it's dye dye.
CaptPukeFish posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
I have wept. I have dreamed. I have witnessed the ancient moon make wee wee in it's dye dye. -
According to a recent survey, accordions threw a decent soirée.
CaptPukeFish posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
According to a recent survey, accordions threw a decent soirée. -
The first rule of mime club is... The second rule of mime club is...
CaptPukeFish posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
The ellipsis is used to indicate that something is being mimed, which is funny because we aren't told what the rule is, and are left with our imaginations to picture a mime arbitrarily miming something. It could presumably be a popular reference to a famous line from the motion picture Fight Club, in which we are told the first and second rules of the fight club are to not talk about fight club. However, another level of humor is added to this particular element, because it could very well be that there are two altogether different rules for mime club, and may have nothing to do with talking about mime club at all, and this is just a simple mime club, which I think could be relatively funny. The third element of humor does however assume we are referring to the fight club quote, and so we can read it as "the first rule of mime club is you do not talk about mime club." This is funny because the very idea that a mime is talking is contradictory in nature. Mimes are clowns that don't talk. Fight Club was released in USA theatres in 1999 and stars Brad Pitt and Edward Norton. It is based upon the Chuck Pahluniak book of the same name. -
A good captain goes down with the ship. A great captain goes down on you in a truckstop bathroom.
CaptPukeFish posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
A good captain goes down with the ship. A great captain goes down on you in a truckstop bathroom.