CaptPukeFish

"....ba ba booey."

Tough job? U betcha. But you can't beat that look in a hobo's eye when you hand him a 50 dollar bill for that other, fresh, surgically removed hobo eye

Just tried reading the Comedy Bang Bang catchphrase submissions - unreadable! Totally biased, not funny and the Greazey Bob impersonation just can't get any worse. Sad(corn)

Are we just going to lay here all night having sexual intercourse, or are you going to invite me up for a drink? *wink wink

I knew I was in the jungle, but I didn't know I was gonna die. Pardon my lack of decorum sir, but this really puts a blueberry sandwich in my pajamas.

Critics call it "gripping". But it's a pair of pliers, so that's not much of a critique.

Always poofread.

You ain't just whistlin' Dixie. Yer shootin' up crank! What else have you been doin in here when you told us you'd just be whistlin Dixie, mother?!

I enjoyed listening to this episode of the comedy bang bang podcast, and look forward to more episodes of the comedy bang bang podcast.

Good news gang. Dildo production is up 300% this quarter. Bad new is you're all fired and this Dairy Queen is shut down until further notice.

I once bought a DVD of Big Fish THIIIIS BIIIIG.

If you're happy and you know it, let that stranger out of the basement, Captain. Hello? Captain, are you there? He's gone. Hit the button.

Everybody Wang Chungs here, Derek. Everybody. Don't u want to have fun tonight? Don't u want Leader to see u having fun?

I wanna know what love is. I want you to show me. Prepare for robo-love-suck-pump catheter injection in 3,2,1

Frostbite dot dot dot. Nixonbite question mark?

Well, well, well. Look at what we have here. Three separate wells. All next to eachother. Veeeerrrryyy interesting.

Fade to: Funky Town, year 2039. A cloaked, ashen leper dry humps a shattered disco ball.

Uncomfortable, brandy-fueled, racially insensitive dinner conversations, just like the kind grandma used to make.

E.T. new phone. Who dis?

Twot Plist: "It wasn't my tear."

"It's curtains for you!" joked the curtain salesman. Star wipe to: he was making the curtains with the victims' skin.

Wait for it...waaaaaiitt for it...and PAUSE. There. Now tell me that's NOT the Pope's dick.

If you think I give a shit about submitting catchphrases, i'll piss on everyone in here.

A noose, or perhaps an alpine butterfly loop you say? I think knot.

If the truth about the origins of Swedish Fish were revealed, you human shit bastards would never eat candy again.